Based.

Jasmin

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[rapforeminem-deactivated2018082]

I need to keep working on myself for a while.

Eminem, Rolling Stone magazine 2011 (via rapforeminem)

[alwaysbewoke]

Terry Crews is literally the best.

[ikwt]

Sleepy Tiger (Allan Johnson) | ikwt

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[gahhhdamn]

how I stay sane

[arabshawty]

how i go insane

[mxdvs]

Alexis Mackenzie shot by Rick Rodney

[xxjasminxx]

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?! WHERE IS EVERYONE WHO SAID THEY WOULD BE THERE FOR ME?! WHERE IS THE PERSON WHO WAS SHOWING ME LOVE ANF AFFECTION AND GIVING ME THIS HOPE OF A SAFE FUTURE?! WHERE ARE YOU?! IN MY TIME OF NEED, YOU JUST WANT TO DISAPPEAR AND ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT JUST SAY ALL THE SHIT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. I WOULD RATHER PREFER A NO THAN ALL THESE FUCKING LIES.

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

that ain’t asking for much

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[wnq-writers]

the right lover will never cause anxiety. you will feel at peace. they will cease the wars in your chest and fill your bones with nectar.

iambrillyant  (via wnq-writers)

[wnq-writers]

She’s honestly the girl you don’t see coming at first. She’s the only girl you find yourself wanting to try for. You’ll find yourself remaining soft for her no matter how hard life gets. Even when you’ve built your strong exterior she’ll be the one who can see right through it. She knows exactly how to crumble every wall you build. You’ll still find yourself craving her. Even when she’s a chaotic storm herself. You find yourself storm chasing into the unknown because she’s the one who makes you feel safe when your mind is raging and confused. She’ll be your calm. In her eyes, you’ll find beyond them lies a familiar soul. And that’s why she’s different than every other girl. I want nothing more than to be able to take her hand and guide her through showing her how to love again. Just like she taught me to remain open and soft. Good things do come to good people. And I believe she’s one of them even if she’s not mine.

S.S.  (via wnq-writers)

[saudi-mind-deactivated20170708]

[caribbritchick]

I keep forgetting this when I have high expectations of people

[drippinflavas-deactivated202005]

Always keep this in mind🔑

[jasminesyoni]

when you see his dick bouncing in the sweat pants but y'all just got done arguing

[frozun]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[wnq-writers]

The hardest night in my life was the one I had to sleep knowing you hurt and I couldn’t do anything about it.

Anonymous (via wnq-writers)