You wanna hear some really gross thoughts?
Ok, so you wanna talk filthy? How about some of this?
Joseph, is an absolute slob. Lazy, dirty, obnoxious and utterly lacking in manners. Sure, he was from a pretty high class family, but he never really took to all that fancy stuff, and would actively rebel against it whenever possible.
Heās a spoiled little rich boy who never really had to do anything for himself, hence why he turned out so lazy. He has the table manners of his grandfather, which we see with his face covered in spaghetti ink, and you better believe he licks the plates an smears his face with sauce and saliva. And donāt expect him to stifle his burps either, he will do so loudly and deeply, and probably drool as heās doing it. Heāll make a mess, slurp at his fingers, fart while heās eating, and not care about company.
And speaking of not stifling burps, that includes while being intimate. Caesarās snuggling up to him and nuzzling noses? Burp right in the face. Cuddling Suzi while falling asleep? Sheās suddenly woken by a deafening belch. Heās sucking a big olā dick or eating out? Burps. French kissing? Now youāre tasting his burps.
And remember how his future self refers to him? āSweaty little brat.ā Joseph is a BIG dude (and probably pretty hairy too), so he sweats a lot. You like musk? Josephās your dude. He has that powerful, masculine, āpost-workoutā smell about him, constantly. He doesnāt bathe often (because the time and effort is too much) so the musk just sticks to him, and his clothes⦠And the underwear which he only changes once a week (which probably has all sorts of ungodly stains).
As for sleeping with him, thatās the dream, right? Maybe not if you decide to share the bed for the night. That sweaty little brat is gonna drench your sheets and get you all sticky. Heās gonna roll around and take up all the room in the bed, snoring, sweating, drooling and farting all night while you try and spoon him.
Suzi, finds all this endearing. She actually likes all his flaws because she rather likes babying him. Caesar appears disgusted, because he has a prim and proper image to uphold, but is rather secretly enticed by the whole thing as a show of strong masculinity.
Though the bottom like is that they kinda have to get used to it, because no amount of trying is going to tame the beast that is Joseph.