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real bands save fans, real fans save bands - Michael Clifford

[neil-puppy-josten]

neil: hi, love, i'm back

andrew: he—

nicky: hello to you too, cupcake!

allison: why so late, sugarplum?

renee: must be a busy day, luv

matt: sit down and relax, honey bun

neil: i was talking to andrew

everyone: we know

[neil-puppy-josten]

neil: i just want to kiss somebody

nicky: i'm pretty sure everyone wants to kiss you. just choose someone and ask!

neil: ... really?

neil: *watching at andrew*

nicky: oh no, not that many people, no neil nO COME BACK NEIL DON'T

[neil-puppy-josten]

andrew: you wanna get married?

neil:

neil: yes, but why?

andrew: well first, tax benefits.

andrew: second, i’m fucking in love with you.

[neil-puppy-josten]

jeremy, covering jeans' eyes from behind: guess who!

jean: it's either jeremy or the cold, clammy hands of death

jeremy, taking his hands away: it's jeremy!

jean: damn it

[neil-puppy-josten]

jean: if i die today i want you to have all my books

jeremy: that’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever told me

jeremy: but don’t die please

[laurafromnowhere]

Andrew is a mess just like my drawing 🖤

[laurafromnowhere]

Don‘t ‘always‘ me 🦊🖤🦊

[thespineoftherighteous]

Neil comes to terms with his trauma by saying "I can't believe I survived the mafia for this" every time he experiences a minor inconvenience

[lunapiq]

I'm really obsessed with Neil's fetish and I'm happy that I had the opportunity to draw something with it. It was supposed to be a simple sketch again, but I didn't have the strength to stop 🤧

[cowpants147]

headcannon that when the day comes that Andrew, Neil and Kevin are all drafted to the same team, Wymack sends their new coach a letter of apology and a big bottle of whiskey.

[kazzyboy]

Okay, so, Neil is generally stereotyped as “the girly one” (aka the more expressive/weird/emotional one) because most of Andrew’s actual personality is brushed aside as part of his medicine and therefore considered the dark and broody one, but.. this is absolutely ridiculous (not just because of the girl/guy stereotypes). Like, I understand that it probably induced some pretty ludicrous thoughts, but.. Andrew’s brain technically generated them.

As someone who says like 5% of what they think, I feel like he doesn’t say shit like that when he’s sober because he doesn’t have the energy/doesn’t want to.

But people are sleeping on the fact that Andrew, You’re-Like-A-Raccoon-Dramatic-Poetic-Disney-Villain Andrew, is absolutely the one in Andriel to think shit like,”what if we were two porcelain cats drinking spilt milk out of a bucket,” and “would you love me if I was a worm.”

This is erasure

[neil-jortsen]

andrew: what’s the wifi password?

aaron: we’re at my moms funeral

andrew: with spaces in between?

aaron:

andrew: it didn’t work

[polyjosten]

The next time someone asks “So, which one is the evil twin?”

Neil: Well, it depends how you look at it. Are you saying it in a “cool fun queer coded villain” way because then it’s Andrew. But if you’re asking it in a “one wrong step and they’d be a republican” way then it’s Aaron.

Aaron: I’m not a fucking republican

Neil: Thankfully, we have been taking the right steps and he took that as the insult that it was.

[fortheloveofexy]

I think my favorite thing about Andreil is that in the beginning, Neil is in love and doesn't know it; whereas Andrew is in love, knows it, and is mad as hell about it.

[jeanmoreauslefttit]

andrew, gets down on one knee:

neil, also gets down: what are we searching for?

andrew, with his hand reaching toward the ring in his pocket: my will to live

[lunapiq]

Just Andrew, who still can't handle Neil's smile 🤭

[timewcr]

i feel like we’re underappreciating the comedic gold that is andrew “i confessed to killing my mother during a random team meeting” “i broke the arm of the mafia man threatening my sort-of-boyfriend on live tv” “i threatened to murder anyone who steps within 10 feet of me” “i went toe to toe against the japanese mafia for a couple of dumbass stick ball players” minyard being neil’s impulse control