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If you need me, I’ll be in hell | They/He | Queer | Noa/Kazzyboy/etc | Aftg/Multifandom | Oversharing on main | I swear I actually write/draw I swear guys please

[kazzyboy]

I feel bad for people who follow my page for Aftg and then get smacked in the face with a joke about my mental health or some project I’ll absolutely never finish

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[schnuspi]

"He sounds like Neil," Wymack said, "but he doesn’t look like him."

[clbsandwich]

My "I'd rather be drinking copious amounts of acidic and sugary beverages right now!" shirt did not go over well at my dentist's office

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[ghostsgnomestruelove]

the funniest injustice in aftg will always be that andrew gets eidetic memory instead of aaron. meanwhile aaron’s killing himself in med school studying to become a neurosurgeon. like imagine knowing your twin could literally recite the entire brain atlas from memory but instead he’s using that power to bully strangers and keep exy stats. aaron must have been so so pissed. i too would be bitter for life

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[cabinette]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly