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you know, i get it being raised as a cute bitch must be really really difficult for you. always a commodity, never an average being. not a single person in your family thinking you're worth anything less than the universe, yeah sounds rough. kevin and i talk about your infinitely shining smile all the time. i know it's not entirely your fault you're fucking adorable and come up with these ideas of grandeur and i know you're physically incapable of being anything less than sexy and cool but i don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your cuteness. love only gets you so many concessions and you used yours up around five laughs ago. so please, please, just shut the fuck up and give me a hug.

















