*Peeks*
Oh hey this blog still exists....
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*Peeks*
Oh hey this blog still exists....
[whispers] I return.
Verse Page changes
Iâve added a new verse called Deal with the Devil and deleted Oberynâs fem!verse.
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Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox and I'll respond OOC.
á: Play any instruments?
Ï: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
âł: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?
ăă»ăă»?ă: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
ïŒ: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
æŠ: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?
æ: Are you currently dating?
ć€Ș: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?
ïŒ : Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
ç©ș: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?
â: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?
â: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?
ă: Did you like Pokemon as a child?
âȘ: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?
â: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?
ăč: Have you ever swallowed gum?
â : Post the link if your current favorite song.
áŠ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
â: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
â: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?
â: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
â: Do you like group projects?
é«: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?
àČČ: Headphones or earbuds?
â: Showers or baths?
â: Walks on the beach or in a forest?
âïčâ: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?
^â^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?
ïŒïŒïŒżïŒïŒ: Do you think you are an awkward person?
ăĄ: Cupcakes or muffins?
âŻ: Would you like to be able to fly?
â: What color shirt are you currently wearing?
Ă: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?
âȘ: Have you ever flipped off someone?
âŹ: Cats or dogs?
瀌: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?
ăź: Chocolate or Vanilla?
â: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?
á: Have you ever broken a bone?
âš: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
â: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?
Û: What shows did you watch when you were a child?
âŒ: Could you live without the internet?
Đ: Strangest food you've eaten?
êč: Cookies or brownies?
USE THE LETTERS OF YOUR MUSEâS FIRST NAME TO DESCRIBE THEIR PERSONALITY !! // TAG SOME PEOPLE WHEN YOUâRE DONE ââ REPOST, DONâT REBLOG.
O- OptimisticÂ
B- Bold
E- EnergeticÂ
R-Â Realistic
Y- Young??? Couldnt think of one for this xD
N- Not dead Nurturing
  TAGGED BY: @thedawnwitch
  TAGGING: @leomatrem, @withthedog , @golden-jaime-lannister, @watchdeserter
â:Caring for each other while ill (Oberyn being ill? XD)
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond toâŠ
â:Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
Jon shook his head as he mopped the sweat from Oberynâs forehead. âI told you that the Torrentine was too cold, did you listen?â There was a small smile on his lips as he tended to the man. âMy silly Prince.â
Oberyn couldnt help but chuckle hoarsely as Jon tended to his fever, scolding him for yet again not listening to his advice. That was one quality about Jon that Oberyn couldnt help but love; his compassion.Â
âYou know I rarely listen Jon..â
Send âđââ to kiss my muse on the neck.
 - Or send ââ€ïžââ for my muse to kiss your muses neck.
okay but an au where muse a summons a demon of lust to have their first time with; itâs all fine and dandy, transactionâs made, they probably break the bed, muse a is properly deflowered and when they wake up the demonâll be gone. great.
except muse b, the demon of lust, thinks the apartment is pretty neat and decides to stay. itâs like having an unwanted roommate. a cocky, lusty demon as roommate.
yeah, not so fine and dandy.
Mafia themed sentences
{ trigger warnings: violence, noncon/dubcon implications }
âYouâd do well to pay. Itâs in your best interest.â
âWe have ways of making you talk.â
âThe moment you came to us, we owned you.â
âIâm not guarding the bossâs kid to play babysitter. Sit and behave.â
âYou run your mouth again and see what happens.â
âI donât care how tired you are, you donât turn down clients until I say you can.â
âDidnât think Iâd catch you, eh? Run away again, and Iâll break your legs.â
âThat was your first kill, you should feel proud. Hey⊠you donât look so goodâŠâ
âI donât know what kind of ideas youâre getting but remember this⊠without me, youâre nothing.â
âThe world will eat you if you let it. Thatâs why itâs everyone for themselves. But here, youâve got loyalty.â
âDonât be ungrateful⊠on your own with this kind of city, youâd be laying face down on a ditch if he/she hadnât found you.â
âYou used to be such a good kid⊠glad I was able to break that out of you.â
âI think thereâs a mole in our operations⊠and you donât exactly seem innocent to me.â
âThereâs no out. Even if you tried to kill yourself, weâll just lock you up.â
âConsider this a âgentleâ reminder of respect when speaking to me.â
âDonât worry, youâll start to enjoy it soon enough.â
âYou might be a ruthless brute, but youâre âmyâ ruthless brute.â
âKill him/her.â
âThey donât wanna pay? Burn their house down.â
âDonât you know? Youâre the gangâs âpetâ.â
âI think theyâve earned their lesson, you can stop hitting him/her now.â
âDo you honestly intend to get this far without getting your hands dirty?â
âHeâs/sheâs squirming around too much, drug them.â
âFar as you know, Iâm the best thing thatâs ever happened to you.â
âIâm sick of this, I want out.â
âN-no⊠I⊠I didnât want to kill him.â
âIâm through with being your fucking lap dog.â
âPeople wanna kill me in my sleepâŠâ
âIâm tired of being numb and desensitized. Iâm tired of killing before I eat a goddamn breakfast like nothing happened. Iâm tired of this life.â
âIf anything happens, Iâll take the blame. And donât you dare to try to put it all on you this time, donât even fucking think about it.â
âI donât care if my demands are silly, if you donât do them, then your boss wonât be pleased if I suddenly got âinjuredâ under your watch.
âDo you even know what you started? The riot and upcoming gang war will be beyond what your fucking punk ass can handle!â
âHow about we make a deal?â
âOh donât worry, I wonât make a move anytime soon, but Iâll be watching you.â
âAre you willing to take a bullet for me?â
âI donât know if Iâm willing to forgive you just yet. Maybe if I throw another punchâŠâ
âIâm a person, and not someone for you to order around.â
âYou think youâre hot shit, but Iâm the one who does your dirty work.â
âYou honestly believed I would never turn against you?â
âM-my leg⊠itâs shot, I canât walkâŠâ
âI ran away, but theyâll be looking for me I know it.â
âYou donât need to get involved. Just walk away.â
âWho said not to mix business with pleasure? Letâs talk this over with a dateâŠâ
âIf they find out Iâm sleeping with you, theyâll kill me.â
âDonât worry, I heard human trafficking isnât so bad. At least theyâre not harvesting your organs.â
âPlease, let me go. I wonât do it again, please.â
âIt was simply a mistake on my part, it wonât happen again. I promise.â
âNo no, Iâm not interested in your friends. I want you. Give yourself over, and theyâll be safe.â
âYou can sell me, but Iâll fight it with every fiber of my being.â
âHey hey, are you passing out? Come on, tell me names and Iâll stop the beatings.â
âI trusted you. You were the only one I trusted, and for what? So you can stab my back?â
âI canât believe what youâre doing! Untie me, now. Do you have any idea what deep shit youâre in?!â
âJust do what youâre told, like you always do.â
âI know youâve been tailing me.â
âCare to explain why you were attempting to kidnap me?â
âYou know, youâre always such a fucking thorn on my side. But laying on the ground, beaten and helpless, you ainât lookinâ half badâŠâ
âAlright, you just quietly sit there on that chair lookinâ pretty. Iâll go collect your ransom.â
âDid you just hit me, you fucking piece of-â
âWe can run away together.â
âCome on, let me help you!â
âThen youâll be going to the highest bidder. Grand, eh? Ready for the auction?â
âI donât care what kind of best you have, youâre okay in my book.â
âShit, they werenât supposed to die. Alright, we gotta cover this up. Grab that body.â
âCanât you ever follow orders?â
Like for a starter
Starter call of sorts since I need motivation to actually go on a gif hunt for this precious manwhore xD
Starters will be made later tonight/tomorrow after plotting :)
 the asoiaf community has always been a safe haven for me, and a lot of people, and most people are awesome to interact with, and if you all remember the incident from a few weeks ago where @thefxnger pretended to commit suicide after i, and countless others called him out on his gross behavior, yeah well heâs back, and his name is under another guise. iâve collected a lot of information, and a lot of people have come forward with their experiences. a link to past posts on his old actions will be provided beneath the cut. annnnnnnd here we go !!!
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psa;
 i am a shy roleplayer. messaging people first doesnât come easy to me. i go to send someone a message and then my mind goes a million miles an hour; what if they donât like my writing, what if they donât even know who my muse is, what if they donât like the fandom, what if theyâre roleplaying with someone who roleplays the same muse, *rereads the rules 10000s times but still gets paranoid im brekaing a rule*, what if they arenât following me, are the mutuals only, what if they donât like the plot i have in mind. and basically it fills me with so much nervousness and fear i just back away and continue to watch from afar. this doesnât mean i never message first, when iâm confident the person likes my writing style/blog i find approaching them a little bit easier. this isnât anything personal or me trying to be superior in any way. i am shy, have low confidence, and am very unsure of myself and my writing. if i follow you and never message you, iâm sorry, i truly am. but i adore each and every one of you and love to see you all. if i had it my way i would speak and roleplay to all of you. i hope you all can understand and forgive my unhealthy way of thinking (âżâ âżâ )
Halloween Starters!
Zombies
âHow did the world end up like this?â âI was bittenâŠâ âYou were bitten, werenât you?â âShow me!â âYouâd be glad to see me gone, wouldnât you?â âI will not turn into one of those things!â âThere must be some kind of cure!â âYou canât just give up!â âYou arenât acting like yourself todayâŠâ âShoot me, please!â âWeâre all infected?!â âThose assholes stole our supplies!â âLetâs just wait it out and looe our minds together.â â______, your armâŠâ âIs anyone else alive?â âDo you thin there is still a person in there?â
Werewolves
âJust a single silver bullet, and youâre dead.â âYouâve been acting really⊠agressive, lately.â âYouâre gotten⊠hairy.â âYouâre acting like an animal!â âLook, itâs a full moon. â*Howling*â *transforms into a werewolf before you. It is clearly painful.* âWoah⊠youâre eyesâŠâ âI know youâre here! I can smell it!â âYour hair grew back!â âBe rational, sureâŠIâm a fucking werewolf for Christs Sakeâ âBeware the moon.â âWhoever is bitten by a werewolf, and lives, becomes a werewolf himself.â âA werewolf can only be killed by a silver bullet, or a silver knife⊠or a stick with a silver handle.â âJesus, what big teeth you have!â âI never knew a wolf could cry.â
Vampires
âIâve been so⊠thirstyâŠâ âYouâre teeth⊠theyâre so sharp.â âJesus, youâre so pale.â âIâve lived since before your ancestors were born.â âThey had forgotten the first lesson, that we are to be powerful, beautifu, and without regret.â âWhere is your reflection?â âWhat happened to my reflection?â âI-I canât come in unless you invite me.â âUgh, I hate garlic.â âWhat happened? You used to love garlic!â âI love the night. Itâs the only time I feel really alive.â âBring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.â âThe reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.â âIâm going out to get a bite to drink.â
Ghosts
âBut⊠but I died.â âWhat am I still doing here?â âIâm so cold.â âJust let me pass on!â âI missed you so much.â âNo, you relax, youâre the dead guy! âWhy donât you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.â âNow are you going to go away, ___?âCause you know what, I got work to do.â âYou can call them ghosts, if youâd like, or as I like to call them, âthe living-impaired.ââ âNo such thing as ghosts?â âI canât even eat anything now!â âCanât anyone see me?â âYou can see me?â âYou canât hear me?â âBoo!â âThought I was gone, didnât you?â
Non-Assosiated Ones
âWhat is that!â âMonster!â âI-Iâm a monsterâŠâ âAre you sick or something?â âIs anyone safe?â âI thought you were dead!â âAre you alright after that person bit you last night?â âYouâve been acting strange ever since that kid bit you yesterday.â âWhy are you looking at me like that?â âI thought they only existed in stories!â âI thought I killed you already!â âWhy wonât you just die!â âI thought they only did that in movies?!â âRun!â âNo! I canât shot you! I wonât!â âAre you sure youâre alright?â âYouâre in dangerâ
Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
"I got you a little something..."
"You look adorable in that."
"Flowers? For me?"
"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
"You did all this for me?"
"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
"I will protect you, no matter what."
"Let's get a little tipsy for science."
"Wow. You look amazing."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
"I love you so much."
"Shall we climb into bed?"
"You tried and that's what counts."
"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
"We should go to the festival!"
"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
"How would you feel about getting married?"