hard to handle

Fancy Jolene (F.J.) Ashmark Owner/Manager of the American National Quidditch Team, Retired Pro Seeker Full Veela, Queer, Spitfire Click here to read about F.J.! FC: Reba McEntire Gifs used made by yours truly or probably singinprincess or liviabenson! About the writer

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[xxtorpedo]

I AM ALIVE.

But I am seriously lacking the tumblr muse and idk what to do about it.

[nasubionna-deactivated20250321]

Harry sees/hears Snape intimidating Quirrell. Even though this isn’t how it happened in the film, this is the way it happens in the books, in case you’ve forgotten….

I drew this in 2001.

[nasubionna-deactivated20250321]

A very old Harry Potter fan art from the archives.  :)

[jill-s-alg]

[xxtorpedo]

I live,

but at what cost

[official-michael-afton]

I love when u love the villain but also don’t excuse their actions so you’re just “ah yes bastard burn in hell also I love you”

[xxtorpedo]

teaching lmao

me: tell me about the last time you laughed really hard, what was so funny?

suga: television show, 'the manzai' (manzai is basically stand up comedy in japanese)

me: ahh stand up

suga: (stands up awkwardly) television show, 'the manzai'

[xxtorpedo]

Hey, Momma.... You know, bein' a veela kinda really sucks sometimes??? Like, I'm TIRED of boys fallin' heads over heels for me all the time, and not ONE of them really seein' ME. Ain't there a spell I can use to suppress it or somethin'? I'm sure Sable or her momma might know some interestin' stuff they don't teach at Ilvermony... 'Cause like, how d'ya tell if a boy likes you for YOU or just for the veela stuff???

That’s a tough question. If you wanna know, you just gotta ... learn how to suppress your magic. You can do it, you just gotta practice.It’s a little hard to do at first -- I’m still not all that great at it -- but what I did was just realize that I wasn’t gonna be with the person, so I would try my hardest not to be alluring. Does that make any sense? I feel like it doesn’t make any sense.

[xxtorpedo]

Is Tumblr being an ass for y'all or

[midsummernightmemes]

Reblog if you’re a roleplayer in your 30s.

under 18 | 18 to 21 | 21 - 29 | 30s | 40s | 50s | 60s | 70+

[xxtorpedo]

when u realize ur as obnoxious as ur character kgsfhjjgd 😂

[tanto-nomini-nullum-par-elogium]

Our sins are obstinate, our repentance is faint;

We exact a high price for our confessions,

And we gaily return to the miry path,

Believing that base tears wash away all our stains. (Baudelaire)

//Slytherin housed//roleplay account//Harry Potter universe//writer and fc +21//IM and dash based//para and action//

[weirdlandtv]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m on my way.” Vintage cat postcard.

[xxtorpedo]

There’s an edited version of this that says “I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

and that resonates with me deeply

[xxtorpedo]

marsfairegaze

But you can't do math because you're a lesbian, so

Look here everyone, a real live Episkian calling me out right here in the unholy land of tumblr 

[pamela-rabe]

casually turns my tumblr into episkey quote references

[xxtorpedo]

it is my hope someday that all my RP friends join the absolute dumpster fire of chaos that is Episkey 

[xxtorpedo]

Stolen from @tmvoldemort​

Nickname: Rach

Real Name: ...ael  (Rachael)

Zodiac: Aquarius and A VERY PRIME EXAMPLE OF ONE

Hogwarts House: Slytherin (CASUALLY ADDED THIS)

Height: 5′1″ lmao

What Time Is It: 8:07AM 

Favorite Musicians/Groups: uh, Reba McEntire ofc, queen of my heart, love of my life, David Bowie, Foster the People, Brooks&Dunn, 80s stuff like Hall & Oates and Gerry Rafferty and Toto, uhhh idk I listen to a lot of ‘trip hop’ but if I have to pick any one musician and say ‘this is my favorite’ its just Reebs. WHY? Because she’s an angel. Her music touches my soul and her voice sounds like home. 

Favorite Sports Team: I do not sportsball. (Appleby Arrows??)

Other Blogs:  @reba-snaccentire​ is my personal if it wasn’t obvious. @black---velvet​ is a sideblog to this one, where you can play with my fandomless old world witch from the swamps of Louisiana if it so pleases you. /chinhands

Do I Get Asks: Once in a blue moon dskhfaoif 

How Many Blogs Do I Follow: 33. Wanna know how many follow me back? 16. What’s up with that? 

Any Tumblr Crushes: I love @wickedlyxdelusional​ she is absolutely precious and her writing is chef’s kiss. She is constantly building me up and supporting my ridiculous endeavors and even let me kidnap her to my HP forums. I also really love the writing of @theacerbicprince​, because Snape is my favorite character in the HP series and I think their portrayal is very spot on. I also love @mrsxrobinscn​ so freaking HARD, she’s also an excellent writer and Maureen is beautiful /sobs. And @tmvoldemort​ because rarely do writers literally crack me up irl with what they write haha. 

Lucky Number: 7

What Am I Wearing Right Now: My work uniform, which consists of grey pants and a blue and white zip up... “blouson” as they call it in Japanese idk what it means in English lmao.

Dream Vacation: Literally anywhere ancient where I can point out everything and say “aliens did this”. 

Dream Car: A Maserati Granturismo or an Aston Martin Vanquish. 

Favorite Food: Yakitori (chicken skewers)

Drink Of Choice: Sweet iced tea (or plum wine with soda if we’re talking alcohol) 

Languages: English and Japanese (I’m a translator for a Japanese plastic parts company)

Instruments: Is mayonnaise an instrument 

Celebrity Crushes: REBA. But also Mariska Hargitay and Gillian Anderson. (I also love a bunch of other ladies but if I gotta say men, Alan Rickman - long rest his soul, Mads Mikkelsen and Mikael Persbrandt) 

Random Fact: I asked my HP forum discord friends and got this:

[xxtorpedo]

/ROLLS IN

Hello tumblr dashboard friends.

Do you like Harry Potter? Do you like fun and chaos and human rights and acceptance? Do you like future-based OC-focused (some canons ok) rpgs?  Do you have access to a computer? (mobile is doable but pain in the ass to an extent)  Are you okay with filling out an application for a character? (NOT an audition, we just wanna know whomst the heck your beautiful character is) Are you interested in joining a community of 50+ super awesome super nice writers who constantly have 295270353 plots up their sleeves amidst one story arch, site-wide plot?  Would you enjoy monthly IC and OOC writing challenges? Do you like to scream in all caps?

THEN DM ME because boy do I have the place FOR YOU