i'll start to worry when i'm dead

earlycuntsets’ official cheerleader, abrandnewshadow’s partner in crime

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

they cal me uhhh. blocked by half of mcrblr. and kaleb, i guess.

faq ↓

q: why are you like that? a: a lifetime of undiagnosed peculiarities and the assumed presence of one that actually did not exist at all. q: are you religious? a: no, i just went to catholic school (and thoroughly enjoyed it). it's complicated. q: you're so cool, what do you like? a: it changes depending on the current evolution, but consistent attractions have been post-hardcore and emo music, catholicism, creating art in many forms, yaoi, and old tech. q: how old are you? a: i can legally drive, i guess. q: can you shut the fuck up about nebraska? a: it is my duty to mention my home state at any chance available. it's my personality at this point, really. we don't get much to brag about so i'm left to grasp at straws here.

q: do i know you from the prtf? a: probably.

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

feds in da house

he forgot his crime scene tape on my bed???? okay wtv. he also got scared of my David Tennant cardboard cutout 😊😊😊

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

gonna kms. my fire stick switched to screensaver mode and the stupidest images of Tim* started popping up. and Mr cop over here was just staring. at it. keep in mind THEY ARE IN MY ROOM. THAT I LIVE IN. EVERY DAY. I HAVE PICTURES OF MEN ON THE WALLS. HE OBSERVED MY FRANK SHRINE™

*the photos in question

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

feds in da house

he forgot his crime scene tape on my bed???? okay wtv. he also got scared of my David Tennant cardboard cutout 😊😊😊

[poisonthoughtss]

[theaterard]

gerard way in every other interview: right yeah so um… 🥚🥚🥚🪺🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🪺🪺🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 so then i asked my therapist 🥚🥚🐣🐣🐣🐣❓❓❓❓❓and she basically told me 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💃💃🙆‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️❤️ and uh… (smacks gum and or lips loudly) yeah i think it’s just a 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 i haven’t really thought about it

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

I'm so fucking stupid I thought this was about oviposition????

[rayrardd]

they store all of the evil in the world inside of led lights

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

detective patrick necrophilia. like if you agree

[lindenattic]

Visit Original Link

[warning for a mention of hard drugs, a seriously unclean living environment, and a generally nasty lifestyle]

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

@tired-or-d3ad-inside

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

OCD is cool because I get to clutch my head and scream and roll around in agony on the daily

[dailytuckerrule]

[dailytuckerrule]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[5dogheart5]

[5dogheart5]

[telegraphavekiss]

@xxv4mpyf4ngzz @tired-or-d3ad-inside @thatautisticemo

[xxv4mpyf4ngzz]

he will be haunted by the bean fic forever

[telegraphavekiss]

tomodachi life tucker is already in love with tom while geoff is falling on his face the moment he steps outside

this game really has pegged the thursboys huh

[telegraphavekiss]

they're daaaaaating 💕💕💕

[telegraphavekiss]

AND NOW TIM FELL IN LOVE WITH STEVE AT FIRST SIGHT

[telegraphavekiss]

new jersey island is now home to mcr too

and because i'm sure nobody was wondering here is frank's room

[telegraphavekiss]

FRANK'S IN LOVE WITH GEOFF

[telegraphavekiss]

bad news for tim

[telegraphavekiss]

THE DRAMA

[telegraphavekiss]

mikey thinking tucker and gerard would make good friends and forcibly introducing them is not something i predicted

not that i predicted any of this

[telegraphavekiss]

EVERYONE LOVES GEOFF APPARENTLY

but geoff chose frank

steve is very very torn up about this 💔

[telegraphavekiss]

you don't say

[telegraphavekiss]

steve has gotten over his heartbreak as now he and ray are dating. that's definitely a pairing i didn't expect

[telegraphavekiss]

some updates over the past day:

anthony green, pete wentz, and patrick stump are now in the game

joe, andy, and gabe will be coming next

tucker and tom are married

andrew is in love with tim

tim is still in love with steve despite that steve's dating ray

tucker thinks frank's the coolest person in new jersey

gerard and mikey think that between them mikey is the fashion icon????

[telegraphavekiss]

in no universe is patrick not in love with pete

[telegraphavekiss]

THEY'RE DATING 💕💕

[telegraphavekiss]

AS GOD INTENDED

also they nailed pete and patrick with those descriptions

[telegraphavekiss]

PETERICK BABYYYYYYY

[telegraphavekiss]

baby number two! and of course pete named her fucking hikaru