Ok, really stupid and overdone idea, but how do you think each of the quartet would react to becoming a werewolf? Like you said, Tord DOES have a penchant for violence but would regret hurting his friends…
Funnily enough, I was just talking the other day about how it’s somewhat shocking that there hasn’t been a werewolf themed Halloween ep, like I’m ESPECIALLY bewildered in particular that they haven’t parodied An American Werewolf in London especially (just call it ‘An English Werewolf in Durdam Lane’ or whatever lol) since we’ve gotten various parodies or references for other ‘classic’ horror monsters, such as vampires, zombies, aliens, and demons!
Edd: He’d feel like it was wayyyyy overdue for him to become ‘cursed’, considering that Matt’s been a vampire AND a zombie, Tord was a zombie, and Tom is just….. yeah. Granted, the monthly transformation is absolutely painful and horrific for him to endure, BUT at least he actually thinks it’s kinda cool how he’s now this massive, badass supernatural being that can tear anyone he wants into shreds. Still, he isolates himself on every day that has a full moon in it’s evening, and he makes sure to stock up on piles of meat before transforming, in order to not hurt anyone he genuinely cares about. Unfortunately for him, Ringo is NOT a fan of him being a werewolf and she will regularly hiss and swipe at him (either in his human or were form), much to his dismay </3
Tom: He’d probably be the MOST perturbed and horrified in becoming a werewolf, considering his past unfortunate experience in randomly transforming into a strange creature-ish monster in PowerEdd. He hates it so much, mainly due to the fact that he’s so lazy in keeping himself aware of when there’s a full moon, and he is usually either drunk or incredibly confused whenever he does transform. Plus, him as a drunken werewolf is genuinely terrifying, as he is not at all aware of his actions and is prone to harming anyone in his sight (the fact that he STILL lacks actual eyes in this were form, also means that he can’t even get helpful night vision either lol)
Matt: “Huh. Another one of these off my list then.” <- Matt after transforming for like the umpteenth time into another supernatural/monstrous being. He’d be more peeved about it, since after de-transforming every time, he unfortunately sheds his ginger colored fur everywhere :( Still, he’d be mostly unfazed by it, due to him already suffering NUMEROUS unnatural comorbidities from his previous transformations (mainly the urge to consume so much human blood and flesh), so this is yet another thing to add onto the pile lol
Tord: ABSOLUTELY OVERJOYED. He sees absolutely zero downsides to it at all, and he will purposely wait for full moons to arrive in order to transform and frolic around in the woods (and to also tear apart any unlucky campers or hikers during that time). He’ll also consider spreading the werewolf curse to any of his army’s soldiers if they’re fully willing….. even so, he’s for sure the only one outta the guys to be so psyched over being cursed into becoming a werewolf, and he’ll genuinely relish it the most