It’s HIS World.

hi i like eddsworld (derogatory) Main is @rejectclone

[futureedd]

anon posting just to let you know I'm not uncomfortable! I just have feelings about being in the eddsworld fandom again! <3 I feel like I have to be 'normal'. My brain is evil. We live.

Ah, I totally get it and there’s no sweat in either wanting to reveal yourself or not! 😆 I actually took a massive hiatus from the EW fandom, like right after Beaster Bunny dropped in early 2021, and I was gone for almost 5 years! I definitely grew to be deeply nostalgic for the series though and I rejoined it last summer, and I’ve been having an absolute blast ever since! Thankfully I can see at least that the EW fandom has relatively calmed down a bit (on here at least) since I’ve left, and it isn’t AS hostile to NSFW stuff as it used to be lol

[futureedd]

I like your headcanons a lot! My aromanticism headcanons only come from projection and I think the possibility of calling TomTord a qpr is funny as fuck. Autophile Matt is so so real, tho. May I also suggest fraysexual/aegosexual Tord to the masses?

(Should I use a sign off? Reblog with my real blog or make a new one? We'll figure that out eventually)

Autophile Matt is SO goddamn True and it’s also basically 100% canon!!! (The concept of QPR TomTord is indeed pretty funny as well I won’t lie)

I actually had to look up what those sexualities are, and hmmmm I do think aegosexual could possibly work for Tord? I do think that he definitely had a porn overconsumption issue during his teen and young adult years, hence why he’s always chasing some sort of ‘unobtainable’ sexual high that he cannot achieve during his later adult years (so essentially during his time running the Red Army + becoming Red Leader), so I can definitely view him as having sexual urges but lacking the desire to y’know actually DO it or have a real established relationship with anyone

[futureedd]

Dude I fucking love your post about objectum Tom cause I was literally just thinking about how people should get more weird with the boys and their romantic prefs/sexualities. I always think Tom and Tord especially should always have a hint of aromanticism, but that's just me <- projection.

Ahhh thank you!!!!! 😆 I am a STAUNCH Objectum Tom believer as it’s basically straight-up canon to the series, and yet I’m still so genuinely shocked to see that it not at all that popular of a headcanon unfortunately for some reason?!?!? Like yeah sure some people will be like ‘ha ha Tom fucked a tree’ but other than that, people don’t really discuss at all in detail about the logic behind why Tom has a attraction to objects in the first place 😕

I do think due to his strange upbringing + human/object hybrid body, he’s basically predetermined to become objectum, as he was raised in a environment in which he viewed that as totally 100% normal, not realizing how it’s viewed purely as a particular not-that-fully-socially-accepted-paraphilia in the eyes of others. By his teenage years, he had dated a coconut during prom (as shown in one of his flashbacks in 25ft Under the Seat) and he then fully accepted his attraction to Susan later on during his early adulthood years 🙂‍↕️

If you’re just curious about just my thoughts on the guys’ sexualities and their preferences, here they are! They’re mostly pretty tame in comparison to other people’s headcanons lol:

Edd - Was straight but began to question his sexuality by his teenage years due to gaining a pretty heavy crush on Tord, but currently he now passively identities as bisexual with a slight preference for men, and he doesn’t have any paraphilias (well, to his knowledge yet…… hey, I need to push my Eddcest agenda™)

Tom - Always had a attraction to objects but tends to gravitate towards flora (plants and trees mainly) but he has shown interest in tech as well (shown with computer he got in the first Christmas special and also in regard to Susan, who is a bass), alongside always knowing that he had a interest in men as well, thus he is comfortable with also identifying as bisexual

Matt - Was deeply within the closest due to stress/internalized shame from potentially not being accepted by his incredibly strict parents, mainly during his early teen years, but now proudly identifies as gay when asked about it, alongside being a such a massively unabashed autophiliac (no wonder he was so eager to film that particular tape with his surviving clone)

Tord - In a similar camp to Edd, in regard to questioning his sexuality as a teen, but he still identifies as questioning, even after moving out and becoming Red Leader later on, leaving him incredibly frustrated and prone to gravitating towards various paraphilias in a attempt to ‘feel’ something (since he already is shown to have a fetish towards lesbians AND voyeurism in The Dudette Next Door, alongside whatever the hell he enjoys in his various hentai mags…… tentacles and oviposition maybe…..)

[futureedd]

Tom’s heart genuinely aches in regard to how much he utterly ADORES Susan, and yet nobody takes their relationship seriously at all. He claims that she’s willingly in a relationship with him and that their relationship is earnest and real, but he’s unfortunately constantly made fun of by Edd and Tord, while Matt just assumes Tom is playing some sort of ‘game’ or even a prank!

No matter how much Tom tries to explain how he’s objectum and how much Susan truly means to him, none of the guys or even his other friends take him seriously about it. Even his fellow human/object hybrid friends (Balloon Head Fred & Brickhead) kinda ADMONISH him for falling in love with a guitar instead of a ‘fully’ human being, considering their own struggles in living with sapient object parent(s), and how their physical health/appearances have been abnormally impacted due to their object genes.

In the end, Tom still powers through all of this since he LOVES Susan so much, but there’s times in which he drinks a bit more heavily than usual, whenever his ‘relationship’ comes into question.

[futureedd]

A pretty understated part of Eddsworld is that Tom seemingly isn’t the only (debatably) human being born from at least one sapient object, as both Balloon Head Fred and Brickhead are also possibly the same? 🤔 I guess it’s just pure biological luck in terms of how many physical inhuman traits and/or abilities that you end up inheriting from the object(s) you stem from?

My take is that sapient objects can easily copulate with each other to make objects within the same broad type of category (raw natural material, industrial tools, sports equipment, fresh produce/food, etc), as long as they’re compatible! However, once a human being is introduced to the family tree, things DRASTICALLY change in how their future offspring can appear as.

It basically becomes a huge toss-up on the offspring taking the most biological/anatomical physical traits + visual aesthetic traits from their sapient object parent OR their human parent. In Balloon Head Fred’s case, he probably inherited way more from his balloon parent, while his human genes only applied to his body below the neck. Inversely in Brickhead’s case, he probably inherited way more from his human parent as his overall visual appearance is ‘fully’ human, minus the ability to change his head into a brick at will, which is probably a niche biologically inhuman ability that stems from his brick genes.

Thus, whoever was the human being in Tom’s family tree that got it on with a sapient object (it was MAYBE Sheriff Thompson?) basically had their human genes recessed for the longest time, before coming back in full-force for Tom. Honestly in terms of just visual aesthetics, Tom is quite lucky, as he’s only really missing his eyes, as he inherited that inhuman trait from his bowling ball mom. His pineapple father’s genes must’ve been repressed very heavily by the latent human genes, as the only real visual indicator that Tom is part-pineapple is his strangely naturally upright and spiky hair, as it mimics the appearance of a pineapple crown.

It’s also possible that the strange mixed-up genetics associated with human X sapient object offsprings can just vary WILDLY in their severity of impact + can skip generations. For instance, we do see Balloon Head Fred having a child with a seemingly fully 100% human woman, and yet his child badly lost the genetic lottery and came out fully as a sapient giraffe balloon animal!

Long story short, it’s probably a miracle that Tom didn’t end up being born as a sapient bowling ball with a tacky pineapple pattern all over it lmao

[futureedd]

On the topic of drinking buddies, I also like to think that Tom has a very particular drinking buddy group he hangs out with, in which they’re Balloon Head Fred & Brickhead, the only two other people he knows that are ‘similar’ to himself. They’re pretty much the ONLY other human/object hybrids that seemingly live in their town….

Balloon Head Fred isn’t much of a talker at all, but he’s such an excellent listener, so Tom definitely loves to vent and ramble towards him a lot! Brickhead on the other hand has a bit of a dry/snarky personality like Tom, so they do tend to kinda squabble at times, but it gets patched over quickly as he’s pretty lax overall and is very good company to be with!

Hypothetically if Tom were to find out about another person in town who is also a fellow human/object hybrid, he’d definitely try to socialize with them as well and go invite them to join their little circle! He may be kinda standoffish at times, but he genuinely longs to find some sort of niche community in which he feels more comfortable with his strange ‘identity’ that he was born with.

Even so, Tom still feels a bit too different within this group at times, as both of them have shown interests in being with fellow human beings (such as Balloon Head Fred having a wife already) while Tom is the only one who expresses a real, genuine interest in dating inanimate objects…..

[futureedd]

One evening while going out drinking together, Mark finally gets the guts to inquire Matt about his ‘implanted fangs’. He’s soon incredibly mortified to hear that they’re NOT fake and are indeed REAL, and that Matt has some sort of weird vestigial vampirism. He claims that the fangs are totally nonfunctional however, and that he’s got ‘a handle on the sudden cravings’.

Matt then promptly asks if Mark had also endured the same sort of situation or at least something else similar to it, and he is truly shocked to hear back “No, not at all.”

[futureedd]

While the idea of Mark being a werewolf to parallel Matt’s vampirism is pretty cute, I do think the concept of him being somewhat ‘immune’ to various supernatural phenomena is kinda better? 🤔 Unlike Matt, who has been cursed, possessed, and mutated, Mark on the other hand is in total oblivious bliss, and he hasn’t been harmed and is still fully human lol

That one time the attic ghost went over into Eduardo’s house to haunt it? Both Mark and his bedroom were somehow left unscathed, while Eduardo and Jon had to deal with the ghost’s wrath! When that one sudden zombeh outbreak in Fun Dead occurred? Mark was out getting groceries when it occurred and he somehow got some (shockingly non-infectious) zombeh blood splattered on him by mistake, and it caused other zombehs to totally ignore him, since he ‘smelled’ like one of them!

Basically just via a combination of him having some strangely really good luck and him being pretty naturally casual and lax during the parallel themed misadventures that the neighbours go on, Mark never really had to endure all of the incredibly strange and absolutely horrific body horror transformation bullshit that Matt usually gets himself into lmao 😭

[baconcolazzz]

in honor of displacedd... the edd and FE miis have met

[codystheme]

if i could be anything in the world that flew

[punkkk227]

my childhood brossss....

[kuj0goth]

Computer get this guy a 401k and a rateyourmusic account

[smilepawz]

Is there a photo of me on your wall

In short short-shorts or zipped down jeans?

Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the spotlight?

[nortsauce]

Gay people can never just say "I love you" its always gotta be some world-ending shit

[fl00rbr3ad]

Guys holy shit the new pork soda animation by crumblet was so good, protect queer art

Oh also heres Tom ig😒

Go check out Edd!

Go check out Matt!

[qoviooo]

. Why is he doing rhat. “

[thobg]

Sleepytime for A Tordling