OTP Prompts: Genius x Idiot
“That's not how math works! That's not how anything works!” – “It's how I work.”
“Why are your notes just doodles of a pissed off bald man.” – “That's you.” – “THAT'S ME?!”
“I'm tutoring you, not doing your shit for you. Take your pen back.” – “Worth a try.”
“You got you calculator wet.” – “I know something else I could–” – “Do not finish that sentence.” – “You're smiling.”
“You are so frustrating.” – “Now you know how I feel.”
“I passed. I actually passed. You got me to understand this shit, holy shit, you're a miracle worker!” – “This one was all you. I wasn't the one in there taking the test.”
“Can you explain it again?” – “Do you actually not get it or do you just like it when I berate you?” – “You're so smart.”
“Let's do it like this: if you ace this test, I'll give you a kiss.”
“What's the probability of you and me in bed together?” – “Decreasing by the second.” – “I don't know what that means.” – “… And somehow it is increasing now.”
“Move over, I brought lunch. No, don't even argue, I know you forget to eat when you work on a paper.” – “… Thank you, love.”
“Who is that idiot? … Oh my god, that is my idiot.”
[Prompt Calender: November 8th, National Stem Day & National Dunce Day]
