hi, i'm shayna

a 21-year-old college student from New Jersey, dancer, theater geek, sex-positive feminist, avid eater and traveler, just scouring for social justice rants and stupid text posts. message me; let's be friends

[lastdjnosaurs]

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[wish7master]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[brittneykelly8]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

the Lady Zoo Law

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[lesnienka-deactivated20170311]

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

[purified-zone]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

[bisexualpiratequeen]

This is the aesthetic

[y0urdadsayshi]

L

[stillhereunfortunately]

[vibrantlyburntbanana-deactivate]

Something went wrong here

[sexybaldwin]

One of my favourite Welcome to Night Vale quotes- beautiful and spooky and lovely.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[babyanimalgifs]

This baby fox is learning how to sit and it’s adorable.

[migurski]

(via The Uncomfortable Tea Set | theuncomfortable.com)

[mikerugnetta]

mmm. yes. i AM uncomfortable.

[repair-bear]

oo long tea

[kelcf]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

[leocohen]

[jovan]

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier