eifie (NOT ELFIE FFS)

20 | he/they | asexual panromantic | enjoyer of all things fluffy and occasionally whump (depends) | autistic | i post about my hyperfixations and other silliness

[homocidalpotat]

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

[ayviedoesthings]

I don't hate trans men

apparently I need to clear that up

[yaboieif]

[yaboieif]

restarted my pokemon unite account and its forcing me into battles

LEMME CUSTOMIZE MY DUDE FFS

[imjunebitch]

puppies kitties rise up you are not each others enemys you are both part of the proletariat join in paws

[yaboieif]

puppies and kitties kiss each other NEOW!!!!

[slmcclupdts]

📱Slimecicle uploaded a new Instagram story!

📱[ESP] Slimecicle subió una nueva historia de Instagram!

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[moonlight--creature]

Aroacespec Gladion is canon trust me i know what im talking about

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[yaboieif]

so yknow that one update people were warning that windows was taking screenshots of peoples monitors and some people couldnt find the settings for?

like recall or whatever it was called

well i cant open my game capture settings

[gentlier]

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Voting ended onJun 10

[yaboieif]

60

got me looking like

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[yaboieif]

WOAH WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WITH AVID AND MARM

[yaboieif]

nvm scrolled a bit further genuinely what the freak

[yaboieif]

WOAH WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WITH AVID AND MARM

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[moonlight--creature]

Thank you Eifie you are a real one

[yaboieif]

[moonlight--creature]

Some doodles of time skip Gladion hes like 24 now. Still emo

Idk what to say about him. Chat did I cook

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

If you like comedy where every sentence is a combination of words that has never been spoken before in human history, a la chris fleming, may I turn you on to Saya Meads