medical malpractice is my middle name

work in progress :)

[yabutokakushi]

having the worst life of my life if i'm being real with you guys

[yabutokakushi]

how do i tell lord orochimaru i don't have time to sit down and watch drag race with him AND run medical experiments at his behest at the same time without offending him

[yabutokakushi]

i asked sasuke since he was going to shoplift fortnite vbucks cards if he could also steal some anastasia beverly hills cosmetics for lord orochimaru so we can put together a decent christmas gift for him and he told me to do it myself. i hate kids i think

[yabutokakushi]

please stop comparing me and lord orochimaru to these fucking abominations.

[suigetsuofficial]

not happening holley from miss spiders sunny patch

[yabutokakushi]

don't cry to lord orochimaru when i don't change your fish tank filter tomorrow

[yabutokakushi]

My friend thinks you look like a butch lesbian

that's one of the better comparisons of me that i've heard so i'll take it

[yabutokakushi]

sasuke can't be going around laughing and calling me gay for every small thing when he's constantly pining for naruto when he thinks we're not listening. i cannot point this out to him without risking him breaking my glasses however

[yabutokakushi]

who'd you have to kill to get that url

mother

[yabutokakushi]

Im. Pretty sure you dont have more dignity than that.

i may not have a lot of dignity but i would know i've hit rock bottom if i ever found myself in bed with itachi uchiha

[yabutokakushi]

yes lord orochimaru you are serving cunt in your pajama shirt that says “don’t talk to me before i’ve had my morning abortion”. can i eat breakfast now

[yaoimongerer]

Hello I want you to know that I don’t even like this man but my mind would not let me know peace until I drew this in one sitting. Take my first and last drawing of him. Know that this is the product of so much anger

[yabutokakushi]

ok but on the f/m/k thing if you fucked itachi it would piss off sasuke SO bad

yes but then i would have to fuck itachi and i'd like to think i have a little more dignity than that

[yabutokakushi]

did you forget orochimaru's birthday lol

lord orochimaru forbids celebrating it because it reminds him about getting old

[yabutokakushi]

if you had any kids what would their names be :3

beautiful twins named mifepristone and misoprostol

[yabutokakushi]

fuck/marry/kill: any of the members of the akatsuki

fuck: they are all unfuckable. next.

marry: marriage is a scam. next

kill: myself if i had to fuck or marry any of them

[yabutokakushi]

“another costco cheesecake? come on can’t you at least take me to cheesecake factory for my birthday this year” well sasuke maybe we would have cheesecake factory money if we didn’t have to keep repairing the walls, buying vapes, and also lord orochimaru’s egg addiction doesn’t help the financials either actually

[yabutokakushi]

hows your day? what’s your favorite food? did orochimaru remove his ribs so he can give himself oral?

bad

mackerel (sasuke STOP fucking stealing this those are my leftovers not yours

not gracing this one with a response

[yabutokakushi]

brother can you use weird science to increease the size of my 🤏 penius

considering i don't know what a "penius" is, no

[yabutokakushi]

Is it true Orochimaru removed some of his ribs so he could give himself oral?

why don't i ever get normal asks like "how's your day" or "what's your favorite food"