Have you ever heard of the Chinese Zodiac?

number one Apprentice Kerry believer and Brit Stevenson fan

[knifemetaphor]

It’s not a fucking gumball machine. You don’t just get handed the prize at the end.

I've officially re-posted Swine, my multichapter Lynn/Amanda fic.

[kuv8sh5]

i needed to draw him more bloody and pathetic

[its-djotime]

me: often complains about horror franchises continuing far past their prime and ruining the initial appeal by being repetitive and uncreative

also me when they cancel saw fucking eleven:

[ruinedchildhood]

[starlit-soiree-deactivated20260]

holy shit, this film can legally drink now—happy 21st anniversary to saw (2004) ♡

[willgrahamscock]

“I know a place” and I take you to Lowe’s self check out to watch Saw (2004)

[helloitsbees]

this fanfic shit is easy

[asksloyxp]

"We are nothing alike! You are searching for the Jigsaw killer because you want to catch him, whereas I am searching for the Jigsaw kille because I want to fuck him!! WE ARE NOTHING ALIKE"

[feathertailedcentipede]

piranha...

[jigsawsfavchild]

Piranha.

[kuv8sh5]

why is he looking like that. freak

[im-losingmarbels]

Mar

[poisonder]

was looking at hoffmans id last night with friends and no WAY hes 6'1"

[bklbreaking]

on the office table

im probably cursed and dont worry about me im fine

[zomvielover]

never not bringing up this comment its the funniest thing ever

[pyro-squid]

it reminds me of this so much. golden comment right here

[yadeadbattery]

every damn time

[fivewantscoffee]

The Umbrella Academy when they're in trouble:

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Boys night! (Shoots you in the shoulder while we’re trapped in a bathroom)

[matlab-exe]

"you twins?"

"nah, we cousins"