back up the truck to the butt party

siena | they/them | they can kill you but the legalities of eating you are a bit dicier

[bowlcutprotag]

[retrogamingblog]

Prepare for Trouble

[st-just]

Reblog if you agree. 

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[budcortfancam]

[meantransgender]

but is he ok

[toasthag]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[transgang-deactivated20201105]

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[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Warning… you didn’t listened to any harp music today

[perestroika-hilton]

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

“I VIOLATE ARTICLE 27, SEC. 553-4 OF THE MARYLAND ANNOTATED CODE SAFELY, OFTEN, AND EXTREMELY WELL,” Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987. Photo © Exakta.

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”

via @lgbt_history

[poisonedsequin]

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2018 RTW

[surreal--memes]

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

NO!

2012 / 2015 / 2018

[nogf]

I know we all hate this website but I am glad that we’ve at least realized here that overly-specific niche memes are a million times better than generic relatable memes

[nogf]

Average Facebook meme:

When you EAT FOOD 👌👌👌😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😂😂😂 #squadgoals #lit #litmemes

Average tumblr meme: