crinkgumplz ego lover

current status: permanently exhausted pigeon

[wilfcrd]

Ethan and Mark will have hurt every body part of theirs until the end of Unus Annus

Mark and ethan at the end of unus annus

[ego-incorrect-quotes]

Antisepticeye, tackling Blank: bLANKET GUESS WHAT PET GAVE ME PERMISSION TO HAUNT SEÁNNNN

Blank, screeching: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME

Anti: I WANT YOU TO JOIN ‘CAUSE PET SAID I CAN GIVE HIM HELL

Blank:

Anti:

Blank, trying to shove Anti off of himself: okay fine let’s fuck his shit up

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Mad Mike: you call yourself a friend but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?

The Postman, tearing up: making 4 accounts bro

Mad Mike, tearing up: bro

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Mad Mike, about Blank: are you SURE i can't punch him in the face?

Father Ethan: no! absolutely not!

Mad Mike: what if i just break his nose a little?

[yahoo-protection-squad]

*holding a bottle of sparkling apple cider (which is non alcoholic) and walks up to the boys* heeey baaaaabyyy! Y'all looking lovely tonight.

((I'm assuming this is an rp kinda thing meant for my boys [feel free to correct me if I'm wrong at all ^^"], and while I do still do roleplay and questions for them, it's on a different blog now. This is for the main crankegos, and the one with my boys would be @products-of-insomnia ))

[yahoo-protection-squad]

Socially awkward. Total geek. Cat enthusiast. Hobbies include: drawing, writing, and gaming

I thought I’d post a link to my redbubble account since it’s been a while and I finally updated a bunch of stuff :P

If you have a minute and are curious at all, feel free to check it out! I’ve got stuff related to a few different youtubers and a couple different games, so who knows, you might find something you’ll like

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Mad Mike, dipping an Oreo into nacho cheese: name a better duo, i'll wait

Blank: you and hell

[yahoo-protection-squad]

Merry Christmas to you and your boys!

Ahhh, thanks dude! Merry Christmas to you too! :D

[yahoo-protection-squad]

How do you feel about each Unus Annus video so far?

I wanna say they're all equally cursed, but there's still a good amount of them I haven't seen yet, so yeah. From what I've seen though, I've been thoroughly amused

[beviating]

“Time pours from veins and through hands, eroding life away with every drop…”

click to take a better look at these bad boys !!!

(commissions) (buy me a coffee?)

[artist-in-space]

unus annus uNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

Mark planning the video for paintball shot:  Meet your maker.

[heistiplier]

  ❝    strange noises have been emanating from mark’s basement. he                     dares not venture down there. he is no fool. but he knows a fool.                                                             he knows the most foolish fool there is…    ❞

      DAY 33 : UNUS ANNUS — ETHAN EXPLORES MARK’S HAUNTED BASEMENT

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GIFS &. EDITING: me ( @heistiplier )

[buckyeah]

Unus Annus : Ethan explores mark's haunted basement

Me, speculating : Mark will dress up as a ghost and chase Ethan with the paintball gun

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

A realization I had:

If Deceit and Remus were to make their own youtube channel, I think it'd be something like Unus Annus.

(Deceit is Mark. Remus is Ethan. And Logan is Amy, the ever suffering and ignored voice of reason.)

[unusannusquotes]

Ethan: Who has four toothbrushes? Rich people or something?

Mark: No, it's like, for a family.

Ethan: A family? Like a whole family and their toothbrushes all together? Two slots for the parent toothbrushes and two slots for the kid toothbrushes?

Mark: Yep.

Ethan: So the parent toothbrushes can be close to the kid toothbrushes and can watch over them and talk to them about their toothbrush feelings and they can hold their toothbrush hands when they're sad and make sure no harm ever comes to their little bristles?

Mark, regretting having to spend a year with this man:

Mark: Sure.

[wilfcrd]

Are we not gonna discuss the thumbnail tho?

[wilfcrd]

Ethan @ mark

Mark @ ethan