YAK BASTARD

DIY FOLK PUNK BAND FROM KANSAS

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Kansas..

..Lane Barker

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Yak Bastard zine, one copy available on my etsy (click here)

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Yak Bastard zine, one copy available on my etsy (click here)

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Yak Bastard zine, one copy available on my etsy (click here)

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Yak Bastard zine, one copy available on my etsy (click here)

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Yak Bastard zine, one copy available on my etsy (click here)

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yakbastard the original lineup 

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I heard something that sounded like raw meat hitting the floor. I peeked my head out of my bedroom door to see “little” Chris obliterating Troy’s face with his fist. Troy was too drunk to defend himself. I ran out to stop the carnage, screaming “What the fuck are you doing?!” Chris yelped back, “He hit me first!” His boxing lessons really shone through as blood poured out of Troy’s mangled nose. 

I’ll be the first to say that Troy is a cantankerous bastard known to indulge in one too many libations; but he didn’t deserve that. Nevertheless, he woke up on my grimy spray-painted couch the next morning with a smile on his face and his arm around…this girl.

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Yak Haus show, May 2013. The washing machine didn’t work so we just filled it with ice and kept dumping 30 racks into it. The beer would disappear in less than 10 minutes every time. I had to work the next morning at like 8:30. Needless to say, I was late. On the bright side, when I got home around noon, the whole basement/house/backyard had been cleaned. Thank you Grace and Yvonne, I love you forever.

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I don’t know how I ever missed this. This is a video from our last house show. God it sounded like shit. It was an eviction party. I wanted to fight Troy during the set. People put two holes in the walls. I made out with Jennifer. I wanted to make out with Olivia. Joe and Kyle got into a fight in my backseat and I told them to shut the fuck up and wait until we got back to TP’s, then they could duke it out. Kyle ended up just taking off, and Joe got all upset because his best friend was lost in Lawrence. He randomly showed up the next morning. He said he woke up on some dude’s lawn and his phone was gone. The guy gave him a ride back to the house we were at last night and he ended up helping their neighbors move a couch in exchange for a beer. A girl nearby recognized him from the party and gave him a ride back to TP’s. It ended up being TP’s roommate’s ex-girlfriend. We all made up and ate Taco Bell. When we got back to Topeka, Joe and Kyle discovered that their “squat” in the woods had been burned down along with all of their belongings. What a fun summer!

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COOL STORY BRO