Howdy! I'm custard!
MINORS DNI, ANTIS DNI
18+ ONLY, THIS IS A SEMI ADULT ACCOUNT
She/They - 25 - writer, artist, and more
current obsessions: ROTTMNT, TCEST, FANKIDS
All Characters I draw/write about are aged at least 18
You've been warned!!
Hi there! I'm Custard! I consume and create rottmnt content, primarily tcest/turtlecest media. I created this Tumblr so I can share and reblog stuff on Tumblr. I am more often on Twitter/X. I also write tcest stories on AO3.
My twitter: Wit As Thick As Custard 🍦
My discord server: TCEST Escape Pod
My AO3 works:
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy - The turtles go into heat and Donnie has to figure out how to handle his feelings. Casey Jr seems to know more than he's telling.
My fankid stories - A currently small collection of stories based on fankids I create. It is not up to date, as I currently have 8.
A Solemn Promise (an OC story) - Technically not tcest, but will be implied since this oc was inspired by Verona by etnorBic_acid. She is the adopted older sibling of the turtles.
Warnings: Tcest (you have been warned!), The Bale AU, dominant Leo, submissive Donnie, thigh fucking, cloaca stuffs, I suck at writing cloaca shit (sobs), spanking, sadomasochism (???).
Tcestween Prompt: Thighs
Pairing: Leonardo x Donatello
It had been a long day for Donnie. Scratch that. It had been a long week. Donnie had been working on a new project and it had been going anything but good. He was tired, exasperated, and frustrated.
His fists bang against the table as he once again hits a dead end in his project, letting out a string of curses as he glares at the machine. "Oi. Maybe you should take a break, hermano." A voice says and Donnie looks up to see his twin and mate, Leonardo.
"Later, 'Nardo. I'm close to a break through, I can feel it. I just need to push through this." Donnie growled, eyes tearing away from the blue banded terrapin and refocusing on his project once more. Leo frowns as he watches Donnie. He needed a break. To wind down a bit. But Donnie was stubborn and didn't listen easily.
"Donnie, come on." He says in a sing song voice as he moves behind his twin, hands travelling up his sides. "Take a break with me." He purrs out, slipping his finger tips into the waistband of his shorts. "Please? I promise I'll make it worth your time." He purrs out, nibbling on his neck.
Donnie's breath hitches. He wants to give in, really he does. It would be amazing to wind down, to get lost in a tangle of limbs with Leo and maybe even take a nap. To relax and slip into throws of pleasure with his beloved mate. But Donnie was stubborn, even with himself.
"Leo, do you fucking mind?" He growls, prying Leo's arms off of him and huffing as he tries to focus on his project once more. Leo blinks in shock, Donnie hadn't treated him that coldly in years. As in, before they got together. But Leo was quick to formulate a plan to force Donnie to take a break.
"Oh you wanna be brat then." Leo growls and before Donnie can scoff and roll his eyes, he's bent over his work bench. "I see how it is. Guess I'll just have to teach you a lesson then, huh?" He says and a hand is brought down on Donnie's left ass cheek, causing him to yelp and grow wet. Another smack comes, and then another, and another, and another, and another. Until Donnie's ass is sore and tears swell in his eyes.
At this point, Donnie's cloaca is dripping and soaked through his shorts. "Leo... Leo please..." Donnie keens. Leo had turned him up just with some spanking. Usually Leo would be kind, give in, give his mate what he wanted. But today Leo felt like being mean.
"No." Leo snapped. "You wanted to be mean, I'll be mean back." He growls, pulling his already dropped dick out and kicking Donnie's legs closed. He slipped his cock between Donnie's thighs, thrusting between his thighs gently before picking up speed.
Donnie can only whine and protest. He wanted Leo inside him, fucking him senseless. But he had been mean, so now all he got was some thigh fucking. Donnie moans as Leo fucks his thighs, barely even getting enough friction for his aching cloaca.
Leo fucks his thighs with reckless abandon, fingers digging into Donnie's plush thighs that were too thick for his own good. Leo keeps going until he's gasping and spurting cum between Donnie's thighs.
Leo takes his sweet time climbing down from his orgasm before his cock retracts and he smacks Donnie's ass again. "Take a break soon." Leo demands before walking out of Donnie lair. Donnie was trembling, body shaking with need as he slowly movies to close his lab doors.
Moving to his chair, he takes his shorts off and collapses into his chair. His own fingers soon find their way to his cloaca. Oh he'd take a break alright.
No thanks to Leo.
Yes ik it's small and shitty but fuck you. (/lh) I believe in thicc thighed Donnie supremacy bitches.
Warnings: Tcest (you have been warned!), Tcest x Character, The Bale AU, Fluffy Goodness, Polyamory.
Tcestween Prompt: Food
Pairings: Mikey x The Bale
If there was anything that Mikey enjoyed more than eating food it was making food, especially for his loved ones. It was a sort of love language for him. He adored making foods for people that held special places in his heart, keeping them well fed with good, home-cooked food that he made. Scratched the turtle instincts just right.
And that's exactly what he was doing right now. Waking up early and cooking food for his bale. Mikey didn't used to be such an early riser but as years got on he found himself enjoying the quiet of the mornings more and more, his only company being the sizzling of whatever food he was cooking and the soft lofi beats that gently played through his bluetooth speaker.
This morning he was making scrambled eggs, bacon, pancakes, fresh fruit salad, and fresh morning batches of tea and coffee. The spatula scraped against the pan as he made the large batch of scrambled eggs, throwing in different kinds of cheeses and spices. The bacon sizzled until it was perfect and crispy before he gently dished it up on the paper towel clad plate. Regular and chocolate chip pancakes were made and set on a platter. The sound of his cutting knife on the board as he made the fruit salad filled the air next as he tossed watermelon, strawberries, kiwi, banana, and blackberries together.
Everybody would be waking up soon, time to make beverages. Raph liked green tea with honey, Donnie would want his expensive coffee with french vanilla creamer and whipped cream, Leo would want his caramel latte with double espresso, Casey simply enjoyed cheap black coffee, and April would take a shot of espresso and a glass of orange juice.
Speaking of April... He could hear her pad in with Raph as he made his own oolong tea. "Morning, my loves." Mikey said cheerily and he was rewarded with a soft good morning from April and a kiss from Raph. Mikey handed them their drinks, Raph sipping his tea with an approving hum before he loaded his plate with pancakes and bacon.
Mikey giggled as April downed her espresso shot with a scrunch of her nose before chasing it down with a gulp of orange juice before snagging some scrambled eggs, bacon, and fruit. "Thanks so much, baby." She said sleepily, kissing his cheek.
Shuffling could be heard before Leo and Casey were seen, talking softly to each other as they got food and their drinks. "This looks so good." Casey said, digging into his food. "Smells just as good." Leo mumbled, popping some bacon and fruit in his mouth.
"Where's Donnie?" Mikey questioned and Leo looked up and blinked. "Asleep in his lab, I think. He was up pretty late." Leo said and Mikey sighed, making his way up to Donnie's lab to drag the purple banded terrapin down for breakfast.
"Donnie?" Mikey called out, walking into the lab until he found his mate. He could help but chuckle softly as he found his older brother hunched over and asleep on his lap table. Gentle fingers reached up to pry his battle shell off, tracing his sensitive shell and messaging it gently, causing him to stir.
"Morning, dearest." Donnie groaned out and Mikey bent to give him a kiss on the cheek. "Morning, babes. I made breakfast. Lets get some food and coffee in you." He said softly. Donnie groaned softly and stretched before standing up, allowing Mikey to drag him to the kitchen.
"He lives!" Leo said as Donnie sat at the table, earning a snap from Donnie before he nuzzled into his twin, earning him a kiss. Mikey piled up Donnie's plate before handing his food and coffee to him. "Here you go, baby." Mikey said softly before getting up to get his own food and drink.
As the bale sat around the table, waking up and murmuring softly to each other, Mikey couldn't help but feel his heart warm. Everybody ate and drank, scrapping their plates clean and slurping down the last of their drinks, thanking Mikey before loading their dishes in the dishwasher.
As they walked away with bellies full of good food, Mikey couldn't help but sigh lovingly. What a good morning it was today...
Mikey is such a little chef so I found it only fitting that I would center this prompt around Mikey. Ik it's kind of bad but I still think it's uber cute.
Warnings: Menstruation, Tcest (You have been warned!), Tcest x Character, Comfort, Hurt (???), Fluff, The Bale AU, Polyamory.
Tcestween Prompt: Hugs and Kisses
Pairing: Leo x April x Donnie
It had been a hard day for April. First the coffee shop she went too was all out of pumpkin spice, then she spilled her lunch all over herself, and now she had to cancel her date. Why? Her period came and it hurt too bad to go out. She stayed curled up in her bed, tears in her eyes as she clutched the heating pad closer to her stomach. "Baby? Hey we got your text, are you ok?" Leo's voice came and April looked up to see Leo and Donnie peaking into her room. "Go away." She whined out as she rolled over. "April?" Donnie's voice came now and she felt the bed dip under their weight. "April what's wrong, talk to us. It's not like you to cancel so suddenly." He cooed softly, rubbing her back. "It's just been a bad day..." April mutters softly.
Leo and Donnie glance at each other in concern before looking back down at their curly haired mate. "We can have a date night in if you want, mi vida." Leo said softly and April perked up a bit, looking over her shoulder. "Yeah we can get some pizza and watch a movie and just cuddle in bed if you're not feeling well." Donnie agreed. April couldn't help but feel herself tear up. "Really?" She said softly, looking over at the twins and they nodded.
Before long, the three of them were all cuddled up in her bed and watching Jupiter Jim. Donnie was rubbing April's stomach, the weight of his hand being soothing on her cramping abdomen. "Sorry I cancelled. I just didn't want to go out on my period." April said softly and both Leo and Donnie gazed at her lovingly. "We totally understand, dearest." Donnie says softly, drawing her closer and hugging her tightly. April hums in content and Leo decides to get in on the hugging, sandwhiching her between them. Leo and Donnie then began to pepper April with kisses.
Forehead, cheeks, neck, and chest. She was smothered in love. She squirmed and squealed, giggling as they attacked her in love. "I love you both so much." April said finally, planting a soft kiss on Donnie's mouth before turning to drag Leo in a kiss. "We love you too, dove." Donnie said with a chur. Leo hummed and pulled back, moving to give Donnie a kiss. The two of them shared a kiss before snuggling into April. "We love you so much, princess." Leo coos, nuzzling her neck and breathing her scent in.
In the fortress of blankets and cuddles, April found solace in their arms. It wouldn't be long before Casey, Raph, and Mikey came back from their date. Maybe they could all cuddle puddle when they got home. Yeah... That would be nice.
Hate this ending but I oddly love this fic. Ik it was short but at least it was cute and gooey. Lol.
Day 1: Hugs and kisses - Casey is so excited to meet his baby!
Day 2: Food - The fruit (and honey) that each boy is, is inspired by my fanfic, Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Day 3: Thighs - Leo was begging for Raph to crush him like a melon between those thighs. Raph obliged.
Day 4: Hands - Some of my fankids were trying to sneak cookies before desert.
October is tomorrow! And with October comes halloween prompt lists!
Say hello to Tcestween! A prompt list for both nsfw or sfw works!
The works can be written, drawn, crafted, even cooked! Any day you're not a fan of can be skipped and you can double down on any of the other days, or make your own prompt.
The only real rule is to have fun!!
I'll be posting my works both on my twitter account and on here, so look forward to a month of tcest!
A very basic borderline rudimentary masterpost keep the timeline in as chronological order as possible. Will be periodically updated as I go along!
Nesting AU:
How it Started (Coming Soon)
Basic introductions!!
Banks
Niko
Mozi and Bay
Vir and Viv
Allegri (coming soon)
Artemis and Apollo (coming soon)
Jasmine (coming soon)
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MJ (coming soon)
Rose (coming soon)
others (coming soon)
Side Comics!!!
Banks the Helper just a mini stand alone
Easter Short Special
Pumpkin Special pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4 (finished)
Holiday Special pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5 (finished)