O M G BEStIE CAN YOU DO A SCARAMOUCHE, ALBEDO, AND VENTI WHERE WE ASK THEM ''Would you still love me if I was a fish''? PLEAS AND THNAK YOU<<<<<<<<333333333333
"Would you still love me if i was a fish"
feat: albedo, scaramouche and venti
genre: fluff and crack
note: i will gladly do that because im in a mood of a crack fic💗
✽ Albedo
as soon as the words come out of your mouth, he would give you a confused look, brows furrowed and a frown on his face. he was working at the time, trying to find out what sucrose did wrong on the latest experiment, when you came hopping onto the little shelter he names as a lab. he had his back turned to you when you suddently asked this question, he carefully turned his back to you.
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"albedo!"
albedo was working on his project with his back turned to you, when he heard your voice, he replied.
"oh love, it's you. do you need anything?"
"i have a question for you!"
curious, albedo asked.
"oh? please do tell me."
"would you still love me if i was a fish?"
albedo froze at your question, but a few seconds later, he slowly, but carefully, turned to you.
"why are you suddenly asking this love? though it isn't unlike you, i find this question quite interesting."
"just answer the question 'bedo."
he suddenly stood up and went to reach for your hands to hold them in his hands, his gloves warming yours from the sheer cold.
"no matter what type of animal, object, or whatever you are, i will never stop loving you, please do know that." though, if you become a spider, i might eat you.
after that, you will always remember who your number one fan is.
✽ Scaramouche
he gives you a 'what the hell did you just say' look and stays quiet, and after that, he just continues what he was doing, which was reviewing papers. after you realized you weren't going to get a response, you banged your hand to his table, startling him, and ordering him to reply to your question, even though you know that he can snap your twig bones in less then five seconds. you were shaking but you didn't mention that
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scaramouche was reviewing papers in his office when he heard the door knocking a specific order, an order that you and him made up to know who is at the door, just in case he doesn't burst in front of you.
you open the door to see scaramouche, your eyes sparkling once you see him in your vision, walking happily towards him. he noticed the change of your mood but he decided not to say anything about it.
"scara!! i'm so glad you're here!!"
"you want something, don't you?"
he immediately assumes, looking at you suspiciously.
"well...i want you to answer my question, and it's very important, so answer honestly!"
"alright...ask away, i guess."
"would you still love me if i was a fish?"
"..."
scaramouche was going to open his mouth, but when he processed your question, he closes it, and just stares at you, like you're an idiot.
after a few seconds, he continues to look at his papers, ignoring you, while you just look at him, dumbfounded.
offended by his silent answer, you march up to his desk, you banged your hand on his desk, making his handwriting on his document messy.
"damn, if you don't like me that much, just say it, it's better then the silent treatment!"
he sighs, and looks at you, with a 'i'm trying to keep calm, but you are making it hard to' kind of look.
"well if you really want to know, yes, i would still love you if you were a fish, there, happy?"
you give him a smile and tumble on top of him.
"awww, you're so cute!! i love you so much!!" you tell him, peppering his whole face with kisses.
"yeah, yeah, whatever..." he says with an annoying tone in his voice.
you know that deep down, inside his hollow body, his heart gave his first beat.
✽ Venti
"hummm depends, if you were a clownfish, then perhaps i would avoid-"
"VENTI!"
the moment that question flew out of your mouth, he gave you a toothy grin, and started to laugh out loud, like you told him the funniest joke he has ever heard. he was playing his lyre, when you came in his "office", which is just a desk with a pen and a piece of paper with a question you wanted to ask him.
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"venti!"
you came into his office while he was playing his lyre, slacking off, an old tune being played, from his first hundred years as an archon began.
"oh, windblume!! i missed you so much!! you have been gone for so long because of your annoying commissions...but now you're back!! so it's fine now!!"
he gave you a big smile, letting his lyre down, heading to your direction to give you a big hug, hugging you tight.
"um...venti? i have a question for you, and it's very important!! so answer seriously!!"
venti lets go of you, looking at you with a curious face.
"ohhhh!! tell me, tell me!!"
"well...would you still love me if i was a fish?"
"...huh? wait, you aren't serious, right?..."
he tells you, almost bursting of laughter.
"what do you mean?! of course i'm serious!"
that was the final straw for him, he bursted of laughter, almost shedding tears.
"i guess you don't love me that much then..."
you say with a disappointing sigh, walking out of the office, with your shoulders down.
"no, no...wait windblume!! i do love you, wait!"
venti tells you, trying to hold his laughter before you get out of the office...again.
"i do love you windblume, you don't need to worry!! even if you became a fish, which i don't how you could even turn into one, i would still love you, no matter what!"
"you promise?"
he grabs your hand and interlaces your pinky with his.
"i pinky promise!"
even with his harmless little jokes, your heart will never feel betrayed around him.
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