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SCORE!! I can’t wait to crack this open!! Rotten brains here I come!!

#supper time #nothing better than some nice rotten brains #scrumptious #poor Roger ):

Evil wizard tries to take over my mind but all he finds is circus music. And unending terrors.

I know exactly what you mean! Evil wizards keep trying to invade my mind and harvest my flesh for their elixirs too!! Little do they know made a wizard-proof serum years ago.

#foolish wizards

Any other ghouls out there know a good way to deal with the vultures? I’m sick of those little bastards plucking out my eyes in the wee hours of morning. Maybe some kind of vulture repellent?

#vultures #ghouls #sick of my eye being plucked out #maybe I should just get a pair of shades #but poison is better

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GHOUL

VOLT LUST

@ominous-signs

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I couldn’t imagine a better road to shamble down!

Pretty much how I’m feeling right now. Brains aren’t quite as tasty as they used to be.

The Tarman is actually an old pal of mine!

#Tarman #need more brains #brain recession

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i honestly hate ghouls like why are they here

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HOW DARE YOU!!? If my arm was currently attached I’d be shaking my fist in the air swearing vengeance!!!

#the waiting is over

I hear tell of those newfangled “chilled caskets” if anyone has one for cheap/trade let me know. I can trade both new and old cadavers. I even have a chunk of mummy, but it’ll be hard to make me part with that. Either way it’ll be a good meal.

#ghouls #chilled caskets #ancient jerky

Between the heat rot and the gator issues, I’m barely even green anymore!!

#I need an ice bath.#working on an anti-gator serum

I miss the milk man. I ate him about 5 decades back and I’ve been missing my milk deliveries ever since!!! Anyone else have this problem?

P.S. Don’t eat your milkman. They don’t taste as good as you’d expect.

#just big milk putting us ghouls down again #how the hell am i supposed to get my milk now?

You know what! I’m going to go out and eat someone. I deserve a cheat day. I’m sick of eating frozen cadavers full of formaldehyde!! It’s been too long since I’ve had a nice warm meal. Always eating those preservatives is just bad for my health! (It does make my skin look fresh though)

#I can eat living people once in a while #I deserve it #ghoul problems

I wish everyone was just a little more evil. It would make the world a better place.

#be evil #just because you’re evil doesn’t mean you’re bad

The gator people haven’t been back in a while. I don’t know if it’s the snow keeping them away or if the poison did the trick.

#hoping it’s the poison #I’ll go check it out once the snow melts #those guys are such douchebags

My apologies for that horrendous misspelling. It turns out a typewriter made of light is absolutely horrible. I won’t let my emotions guide my fingers next time.

#whoops #ghoul brain can’t help it #avoiding responsibility with the old ghoul excuse

My legs are fully grown now. Avoiding the gator people at all costs. At this time, the snow is up to my femur (feels soothing) so I doubt they’ll be bothering be any time soon.

#gator people #I hate those gators so much I hope the poison did the trick.#JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY CRYPT AND I WONT HAVR TOJ POIDON YOk’!!!!!?!!!

By the way if anyone wants to call me a zombie it’s fine by me. Technically, not all ghouls are zombies, but all zombies are ghouls. At this point, most ghouls don’t mind being called zombies because of George Romero’s representation of accurate ghoul mentality (bub in day of the dead is a perfect depiction of a new ghoul, slowly regaining a sense of self). Older ghouls don’t like this, but I’m okay with it. Zombies are as much of a ghoul as I am.

#zombies #I love the zombies #*I larva the zombies #undead fiends unite!!#human flesh for everyone #except I’m trying not to eat people while they’re still alive anymore #self improvement

Yikes! That was rough… The gator people came back and they were not happy. They came by and trashed my place and tore me limb from limb! Good thing they grow back in a few weeks. Here I am, a grown ghoul, with the legs of a toddler, pacing back and forth in my crypt. Wondering what my next attack is. They destroyed my computer so I didn’t have a way to update. Now I got one of those newfangled pocket telephone computers. Pretty neat! I spent the last couple days trying to figure out how to hook it up to my Ethernet but it turns out I had to buy a whole new contraption for that!! It’s the year 2026, which is the year of Metropolis, and they got just about everything right (I was alive 100 years ago when that came out how nuts is that??). The rich ghoul gets all the guts and sinew, when the poor ghoul has to scrape by to get one scrap of kneecap, or so the old saying goes.

Anyway, I hope everyone’s 2026 can be rescued by a robot disguised as a woman who inadvertently collapses the entire social structure of the world!

If anyone has any ideas on how to combat the gator people, please let me know!

#2026 #metropolis #pocket telephones—how nifty!#help with my gator person issues

The snake came back, but with bad news. He gave them quite a fright and now they plan to retaliate… I thought it would drive them away.

Luckily, the bucket of poison I planned to pour into the swamp somehow ended up in their drinking water!

#if the poison doesn’t work #the traps will #quit taking my food and disrespecting my ancient volumes

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