Certified Yaoi Protagonist

18 | He / Him | Hardly post my art anymore | Yugioh, Hannibal , DbD , Silent Hill, Gotham, Resident Evil etc.

[jacebeleren]

yeah i transitioned ftm (fujoshi to male)

[busket]

ftf, fujoshi to fudanshi. yaoi is eternal

[bruntalism]

[turnipoddity]

she’s the only one that can rock that fuckass bob

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[amethystamaranth]

[drsenjora]

in the bathroom straight up "sawing it". and By it i mean. heh, let's just say. my foot

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[dinodoggie]

Here's a yu-gi-oh dancing dragon meme inspired by that toothless dance meme! XD

Hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[yaoiprotagonist]

Tumblr always pulling out those ‘Yes we aren’t friends but I still think about you on your birthday’ ass posts. How about this. It’s my birthday actually and I’m thinking about if you’re thinking about me because at the end of the day, i’m not the kindest person.

[ben-wisehart]

[ben-wisehart]

almost forgot to add these

[mikkeneko]

[ruffboi-mags]

I don't even go here but I'm losing my mind. Does Shizun die in this guy's arms at every minor inconvenience????

[ben-wisehart]

Don’t be ridiculous, that would be needlessly overdramatic. One time all he did was jump out a window.

[ruffboi-mags]

#this isn’t even counting the time he got lethally poisoned but didn’t die #or the time he died but it wasn’t in Binghe’s arms #he also threw a cat into an active bar fight as a distraction #one time he shaved off his beard then changed his mind and stuck it back on again #Shen Qingqiu the Guy of all time

I thought I was kidding... but no. no, apparently y'all's boy really just like that. XD

[thanaticist]

fine. i'll design your silent hill makeup collab, then. since it's so difficult.

[thebigbiwolf]

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

[thebigbiwolf]

Would love to show y'all but yeah

[thebigbiwolf]

[runcibility]

[clawsomebeats]

its time

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[importantandunavoidable]

[hyrude]

modern saw remake where the phone is a smartphone without a sim card so it cant make calls and the only non-default app downloaded is grindr but theyre both pretending they dont know thats an app that can be used to send messages. great comedic potential for there to be a user 15 ft away

[hyrude]

the grindr message alert sounds from inside the room and jigsaw’s watch lights up. (lawrence looking at the hacksaw “i think i may know who’s done this to us” voice) i think this corpse may be gay

[hyrude]

lawrence: everyone’s ignoring us because we haven’t filled out our profile. we look like a bot. should we put both of our ages? well, no, that would probably attract the wrong kind of people.

adam: we don’t need to fill out the profile. what we need is a torso pic. go ahead

lawrence: why does it have to be my torso? you look way more. i mean your torso would

adam: 

lawrence: perform better. 

adam:

lawrence: algorithmically. 

adam: we’re trying to find someone to help us. the question is which one of us is more likely to attract someone who is able and willing to help people

lawrence: okay, but i really think if we’re playing a numbers game it should be 

adam: ive never met someone who wanted to fuck me and also owned a functioning car. take your shirt off

[hyrude]

#adam: rich 40 y/o has a more generous target audience than damp trade please just do it #lawrence (under his breath): you think you pass for trade?

[tethered-heartstrings]

insp.

[spacehunter-m]