Time just gets away from us.

[de-preciated-deactivated2020112]

Cold Woods (by poromaa)

Yosemite Park

[sixpenceee]

Bill Nye the Science Guy walking the catwalk at New York Men’s Fashion Week 2017 

[ogbodytalk]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[prinsomnia]

[yarnbending]

me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened...

Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.

[berniesrevolution]

This could be the biggest congressional victory for The Resistance so far!  KEEP CALLING!

[weloveshortvideos]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

1994 is as close to us as 2040.

[pollyflorence]

[yarnbending]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If there were no sentient beings in the universe, would it really exist?

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[just-shower-thoughts]

Buck and doe are both terms for deer. Buck and dough are both terms for cash.

[amazoogle]

i cant believe what walkie talkies are called

[shittyidea]

English class where you interpret Jaden Smith’s tweets

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

y’know how there’s vintage spongebob that’s iconic and classic and universally quotable and then there’s 2004-2006ish spongebob which kinda tries too hard to be modern and quirky but some of it’s good? 

i feel like post-2008 spongebob is the Dark Spongebob era. every single “newer” spongebob clip i’ve seen makes no goddamn sense. all the characters act perpetually baked. the writers make no attempt at any plot structure or consistent characterization. they go to bed at night and pray for cancellation. it never comes. they weep. their contracts never expire. there is no respite from the pineapple under the sea.