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I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before
I canât believe that in order to tell a story I need to withhold certain information from the reader at first. Iâm excited about it and I want them to know.
Unquenchable greed is killing us all.
did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"
Me, naive, every time a doctor asks me to book a follow up or blood test: I'll just book it for reading week. I'll have lots of time.
Me, two blood draws, an IV transfusion, and three doctors later: I would like to withdraw any earlier statements I made about that being a good idea.
Don't get two months of medical care done in four days people
he would slay every goose for his liege
i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive
Least favorite thing in the world is when members of the LGBTQIA+ community turn on their own community members for being âtoo weird.â Like the âthis is why no one takes us seriouslyâ crowd needs to grow up. Like what are you even saying? Who are you even appealing to? YOUR OPPRESSORS???? Are you a PICK-ME GAY?
Just be weird. Be cringe. Be free.
And shut the fuck up.
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper âthis isnât a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and iâm telling you youâre wrongâ
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea whatâs going on or what youâre supposed to be doing
He told me I didn't need to be loud.
He gets to be quiet, and for him,
Quiet and peace are one and the same.
Someone else did his fighting for him,
And he has never know the world,
Outside his ivory tower.
But I'm still doing my fighting,
So I'm still being loud,
And he can not see from far above,
The war that I am waging.
He shouts for me to make less noise,
Because he was never loud,
And he cannot understand,
Why those still fighting are.
My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
And it turns out the vitamin was just Iron
Okay but claiming to be Anansi, Bastet, SĂĄga, Dionysus, and Loki all at once is actually unhinged behavior??? Those gods are not even remotely the same vibe.
Like. Youâre claiming to be both SĂĄga and Loki?? From the same pantheon???
Thatâs like saying youâre both Hera and Hermes.
There is no way youâre pulling all that off. Thatâs not a godly resume, thatâs a mythological grab bag.
I paused the episode mid-scene to yap about it, and then unpaused for the Doctor to call him out for lying. I felt so seen.
There is hope, in the distant future! I have an appointment with a doctor who will hopefully refer me to get an ADHD assessment done!
Now the waiting begins however. I'm guesstimating four months, but it could be more, could be less.
Success! It took six months, but I have been officially diagnosed with combined type adhd!
Turns out the reason my limbs go tingly and fall asleep randomly sometimes is because I've got less than half of the minimum amount of iron I'm supposed to have. Oopsy daisy