nope

not today, thank you

[hxvphaestion]

Baseball is a Failure Based Game —A Comic About Matt Duffy, based on his letter to a young fan. 

[syubangel]

TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS

If you are looking for an emergency exit from Ukraine, Poland will open EIGHT safety points on the border with Ukraine (you will get warm food, medical help and from there you will be guided to safety) in two of our voivodeships: lubelskie and podkarpackie. It is confirmed by the Polish Secretary of State in the Chancellery of the Prime Minister, Paweł Szefernaker.

SOURCES:

https://www.rp.pl/konflikty-zbrojne/art35748991-szefernaker-na-granicy-z-ukraina-powstaja-punkty-recepcyjne-dla-uchodzcow

https://www.wprost.pl/polityka/10633681/polska-reaguje-na-agresje-rosji-na-ukraine-powstana-punkty-dla-uchodzcow.html

I've marked those voivodeships on the map!

Please share because it can save lives!!!!!!

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[chellsiememmel]

i love watching figure skating bc I really don’t know much abt it so I’ll watch a routine and be like “oh that was lovely” and then mr commentator man comes in calling it “lackluster to put it in a nice way” like OKAY

[bebx]

Marvel and their secrecy are scary

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

SCREAMING

[irrationalplanets]

I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month

[irrationalplanets]

[strangestquiet]

[blueeyesatnight]

I am in complete denial. It's fine. It's ok.

[defilerwyrm]

Happy 20th to a true legend

[danhoemei]

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn’t use your t shirt unless it’s specifically soft

Me who’s worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

[danhoemei]

Did I stutter

[danhoemei]

No

[danhoemei]

Mah men

[danhoemei]

Our ranks are getting stronger

[annalyticall]

[unclefather]

[deltagon20362]

Words for men: Wahoo! Wahey! Yippee! Woo hoo! Tee hee!

Words for women: Tch. Heh. OK. Lol. Cool. Fine.

[mwagneto]

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

[indigobackfire]

Me: Yeah I even forgot about Fantastic Beasts 3

*The trailer pops up as an ad*

Me, watching: *goes into combustion*

[everythingfox]

“A rambunctious wombat named Timothy at a local animal sanctuary.”

(Source)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL.lil rowdy bitch!! go off, tbis is your day

[ianoquinnzel]

[deadpoetat3am]

[exeggcute]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this feels like an ancient tablet from which so many cultural artifacts were derived

[ethugs]

Did you peep fishMan’s muscles when he yolks up spongebob? Bwoiiii was bout to put the fins on em.

[stability]

ok but look at spongebobs stance while cleaning that floor? who’s behind him? he tryna get a raise from mr krabs?

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[pro-gay]

people keep asking about this one as well

[aavaradeactivated-deactivated20]

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

Now THIS is real art