WATCH WARRIOR NUN

[rpfofficial]

at least im bisexual

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[staypuftmarshmallowqueen]

the part where he's clearly a trained singer is mostly just the icing on the cake

"hey do you want to sing the national anthem next week"

"sure."

"the sponsor is McDonald's"

"yeah that's fine. ... wait. I have An Idea."

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[david-de-bergerac]

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

[david-de-bergerac]

Fuccckkk I forgot about reallybig sandwich

[sailor-arashi]

Tutorial Popup: You must put down the really big sandwich before playing this game.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[deus-ex-aquila]

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

[varangianviper]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

[xthehatchick]

holy shit

[finnslay]

This is the only correct way

[transarsonist]

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

[blignick]

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

[segamascott]

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[fung-official]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[defendglobe]

i did not have sexual relations with that flaming skull

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[toskarin]

why are you not filipino

I'm not sure of the steps to take

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[dogpuppy]