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dnd sideblog | 25 | they/them | im avery and i love tritons because no one else will

[bogleech]

“if I’ve ever received an artist’s free labor on a silver platter then I think that should be the default and anyone who wants compensation is gouging me”

[bogleech]

By the way what this joker’s complaining about having to pay for is a D&D-compatible book of disease and medical game mechanics written by two actual medical students in what little spare time I imagine medical students to have

YOU CAN BUY IT HERE!

I wonder how pissed this person would be to realize it’s actually four bucks??? Anyway I don’t play D&D but it looks and sounds super cool and interesting:

Includes disease science and detailed ideas and advice on how to go about designing and incorporating your own fantastical plagues and pestilences!

[sexhaver]

Grimtooth’s Traps was not in the remote vicinity of fucking around

[sexhaver]

who hurt this man

[we-are-rogue]

Grimtooth’s Traps, 1981

[drunkenkurage]

The whole book is just a treat

[lampchops]

It’s going to be very diffcult not to be an extremely paranoid PC now. Damn.

[cannedcream]

Jack.

Jack, don’t you dare.

Don’t you dare with ANY of these!

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

I NEEEEEED THIS

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

this guy would be the worst DM to have

Ok, maybe not the worst DM

[thedicepaladin]

When you confidently try to cast a spell and the DM points to the PHB where it doesn’t do what you thought it did:

[1eona]

Liv had to disguise herself because she causes problems on purpose and instead of doing a disguise she just wasted an entire Disguise Self on making herself look like she did when she was an elf

[graciedart]

cool theros triton commission! she’s a cleric of thassa. i want to dm a theros game!!

[harboretum]

New Campaign… New Boy

[lochnessgaymer-deactivated20220]

[vintar]

d&d is good

[transgirl-link]

Alphonse Elric

[tusktoothtrans]

[fishfearmemullet]

POV: you just want to know where he put the ropes but he keeps talking to you about his girlfriend (the ocean)

My boy Niko from a pirate game I’m currently playing!

[utilitycaster]

D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer’s name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto’s Irresistible Dance.

Therefore, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will

[actuallybestrpgideas]

Nothing could ever top the 5e PHB saying “Tieflings can only be normal human skintones and also red” right next to a picture of a purple tiefling

[angry-eevee]

Some DnD Homebrew Rules to Fix Common Player Bugbears (Not Bugbear Player Characters, Which Are Perfect)

Brought to you by DMs who have had to concede with players that, yeah, that rule is dumb, let’s fix it.

“Natural 20′s on Initiative are a waste of a Crit″- A Nat20 on initiative gives the player one Hasted Action (to be used to Attack once, Dash, Disengage, Dodge or Use An Item) for the first Round of combat. Nat1′s on Initiative mean the player can use their Action or Bonus Action but not both, and loose their Reaction for the first Round of combat. 

“This Healing Potion cost me all my gold and it’s healed me for nothing.” - You can use a Healing Potion as an Action or a Bonus Action. If used as an Action you stop and concentrate on drinking it, and heal the max amount of HP. If used as a Bonus Action, you take a swig and hope it was enough, so you roll for the healing received as per usual rules.

“The Cleric has run out of Spell Slots and there is no healing Cantrip, we’re screwed and they feel useless” - Since Clerics are literal channels between their god and the world, I’ve given my Clerics an ability we called Divine Conduit - As an Action, you may cast Cure Wounds without a Spell Slot by sacrificing your own HP equivalent to 10xthe Spell Level you cast it at (10 HP for Lvl 1, 20 for Lvl 2 etc) as you literally burn yourself up by releasing more divine power than your body can take. 

“Why don’t cats have Darkvision?” - No clue. Cats have Darkvision now. 

Remember, if the rules as written aren’t working for you and your group, you can change them! 

[nelmdraws-deactivated20250331]

Lumi, my triton storm herald barbarian 🌨

[faeryphos]

Fawnlyn the triton Bard and her guppy Francesca!

[onlydraven]

Overhear

[thedicepaladin]

When the enemy hits you and the DM starts rolling a LOT of dice: