[plumslices]

I am not in the headspace to see rich people be happy

[jester-de-punyalada]

policy and opinions on the irish wise i dont agree with oliver cromwell but i do agree i need someone beheaded at the end of this trial

[jester-de-punyalada]

doodled this news report of guys airgun fishing fish that came in with flood water coz like vibe but also now trying to draw me as a puritan dunking the president in water to balance it out because this shit isnt just cute its a systemic issue exarcebated by bureaucrat capitalism

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[jester-de-punyalada]

TIL LITHIUM LOWERS RISK FOR DEMENTIA IN PEOPLE WITH BPD to THAT OF THE GENERAL POPULATION AND IM BEING KINDLY ASKED BY FAMILY TO STOP DRINKING ASAP COZ THIS IS FRYING MY BRAIN???????????

[undead-knick-knack]

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shixiong: most normal thing in the world. in fact if you don’t have an evil shixiong you need to really carefully consider the possibility that you might be the evil shixiong

having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.

having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that

having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety

having an evil disciple: come on man. this one’s on you

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shimei: stop what you’re doing RIGHT now. as of this moment, your one and only mission is to unconditionally support your evil shimei, no takesie backsies

having an evil shijie: ccan i get yuor shijie’s number. please

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[fiveminuterice]

what was ur guy’s first OCs, mine was a quirked up white girl who could kill people with plant magic and also always died at the end

[jester-de-punyalada]

where is that postttt that goes 'i love when a blog url and icon dont match and then u check their blog and theme is another different fandom"

[jester-de-punyalada]

samsung mmakees so much damn money off cheap seasian labor and u guys cant even bother to program a calorie tracker that sources big common seasian food

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[c0ulrophilia]

"I think children are people who should be legally protected too"

[shithowdy]

took me damn near 40 years of being alive to understand that neurotypical people interpret asking clarifying questions before doing a task as you being more stupid than if you simply fuck up the task and say no one gave you the necessary information

[loveridden1999]