Space Hoe

Call me Nana, like a grandma(ᵔᴥᵔ). she/her, pan. great at giving advices and making sex jokes.

[episteeme-deactivated20130729]

next week is christmas

[litafire]

COMING OUT TO STRANGERS

[nuclearvampire]

You know something we don’t get taught often?  Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus is literally making that little pouche, the belly that we call fat all the fucking time, and that’s why it’s so fucking hard to get a absolutely flat belly! And thank fuck for having a female anatomy professor who is old enough and feminist enough to not give a damn and cheerfully tell us all the details that a male professor might have thought unimportant.  Cause fuck this society that ignores organs in order to fat-shame us.

[rairii]

I had no idea. Like, absolutely no idea.

[roachpatrol]

i did not know this at all

[bevsi]

honestly the ocean is gay. all of it

[creampuffanatomy]

[boxofpigeons]

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

[kyrianne]

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

[ememememm]

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

[kyrianne]

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

[hot4triangle]

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Honestly I don’t know how many more shows I can watch where the actor playing a 16 year old student is like 45

[onlytwitterpics]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

really though, “sneaking out” is such a white thing in every aspect bc firstly u need a big ass Suburban House™ with big windows and various levels of roofing so u can safely jump out. you also need White Parents™. forget getting out of the house my toe wouldn’t hang out of my bed w/out my mum knowing. let’s say u managed to best those eoc (ears of colour) how tf are u gonna get back in ? poc (parents of colour) all have a spiritual connection to their front door like they can telepathically communicate. 5 mins before i even approach that door u know my mum’s sitting on the other side waiting to kill me. it’s just not realistic. 

[arcardeofloneliness]

^^^^^

[afreakin-goddess]

This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE KIDS! i was sleeping in the room with her so she knew i was fine, but went to my brothers room and his ass was gone. that’s why whenever someone asks me to sneak out, im always like naw im good, the asswhoppin my brother got doesn’t need a sequel

[eronthebender]

Yo grandmama snitched on your brother from the dream realm… Ain’t that some shit lmao

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Thank you for flying with United Airlines and oh wow that is a lot of buttons. That’s a lot of fucking buttons. Oh man

[coffee-clockwise]

What’s more fragile?

Male masculinity or Christians’ concept of how everyone else has to celebrate their holidays as well?

[classydude]

LMAAAO THIS ME AF THO

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[lanadelreying]

Lana’s reaction omg

[juuliaroberts]

You fffffucking didn’t

[uriecriss]

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

[movedto-catullvs-blog]

you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away