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Hahaha amazing door
finger remover 9000
It accomplishes the exact same thing as a sliding door but with far more risk to the user and many more points of potential failure
I love it
a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age
this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any
the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’
THE VITAMIN C DEBATE
My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable.
I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.
I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it.
some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.
two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.
im sorry he what now
I saw your comment about a crossbow being "difficult and fickle". Obviously you have no clue. I've used crossbows since I was 12, anyone, male or female, with practice can cock and load a crossbow in less than a minute. Also it's very acurate and more reliable than a firearm. I teach crossbow use and she's right, a crossbow makes a good home defense weapon, especially for those who can't own a firearm. You might want learn facts on something before making a comment showing your ignorance.
This is pretty cool but I don’t remember ever saying anything about a crossbow being difficult and fickle and have thought about crossbows precisely zero times, which means that most likely a medieval ghost hacked into my account and is angry because he was killed by his buffoonish apprentice Rafe Smedley who didn’t know how to use a crossbow
I absolutely love everything about this ask and response. The scathing tone of the anon who seems to have taken thorough offense to the comments that were made. The fact that the offense taken was regarding crossbows, which is such a fascinating hill to die on. The nonplussed response. The conclusion that a ghost killed by a crossbow must’ve written the response. A comedy of errors in less than a hundred words. Shakespeare would be proud.
Wait for it…
hi my name is snek
i like sand
i cant rhyme
my name is snek
i lov the sand
lov slithering,
lov warmling’s hand!
a happy snek
has all of those,
i burrowing…
i peek my nose!
Snek Snoot!
I’m at a robotics competition
Participants are in team uniforms, the audience is wearing team colors, teams have snacks, there’s loud obnoxious music with a strong beat playing, there are referees in striped shirts. I think robotics is a sport?
No one knows how to do anything. The referees have spent the last couple hours learning about what they’re supposed to be reffing. Many robots do not work and are being rebuilt on the fly. Some robots might work but no one currently on the team knows how to operate them. No one has ever used the scoring software before and they are not quite sure how it works. They want volunteers to sing the Star Spangled Banner. This is one of the most beautiful disasters I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
The competition has begun! The robots fall broadly into three categories: robots that can do things autonomously, robots that can do things when controlled by a human, and robots that cannot do things. Almost all the robots so far fall into category two, which is amazing considering how many were non-functional during check-in.
It’s over! Further highlights include:
-Half the power went out so there was an impromptu dance off.
-All the robots are constantly being improved between matches and battling entropy and needing to be repaired between matches. They’re getting better and worse at the same time. Many more in category one and a few more in category three (see above).
-Everyone, I think literally everyone, is leveling up their critical thinking skills and trying very very hard to do their best. Especially the teams but even the MCs, who are commentating on things they probably learned this morning and also constantly having to say things like “and robot 11112 has picked up 2 minerals but oh no has dropped 1 and is going back to get 2 more…”
-I mentioned uniforms earlier but that’s not quite right, they’re almost like costumes? There’s a team dressed in all black with black tutus, a team with bright feathery wings pinned to their backs, a team wearing fake suit-shirts and panda hats, a team in real suits with the sleeves torn off, they’re all amazing.
-There’s tons more but I forget it all, it’s been a long day.
breakfast
lunch
cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho
has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at
“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
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Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead
What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!
good types of alone time:
“decadence”
rewatch pride & prejudice (2005 or 1995, your pick)
take a long shower & shave legs
stare at face in mirror for a long time, reflect on changes that have occured in past year
sara bareilles cd on repeat
“deep mystery”
lying on the floor listening to music you liked fifteen years ago
watch dust motes travel across the room in the late afternoon haze
what would be different about my life if i had been a cheerleader in high school?
what was the title of that book you read in the fourth grade? you only remember the main character’s name and nothing about the plot. you spend the next three hours googling and then you drop $60 for a first edition on ebay
cup of tea, then another
are you there god?
“efficiency”
take out five boxes of paperwork from the closet and spend the next three hours making small piles around your body on the floor
write first chapter of novel
cover wall in post it notes
lists lists lists
highlight everything
now’s a good time to start that bullet journal
must empty email inbox
plan out next five years of life down to the month, week, day
“shake it up”
blast nsync while scrubbing out microwave
rearrange living room four different ways
today’s a good day to repaint your bedroom
let’s research and plan a trip to san francisco
develop new fashion style, must throw away all items of clothes that don’t work with it
“rain day”
light candle, open windows, put on sweater
reread old favorite book
pet a cat
listen to jewel cd
In 1997, two composers created ‘The Most Unwanted Song’ by issuing a public opinion survey and compiling all the lyrical and musical elements that most people found annoying. It combines a harp, accordion, out-of-tune children singing about Christmas and Walmart, high-pitched flutes, tubas, keyboard demos, someone yelling random political terms through a megaphone, and an operatic soprano rapping over cowboy music, bagpipes, and screams. It’s 22 minutes long. Source Source 2
this song is unironically a masterpiece
i reblogged this earlier while at work and i just want it to be known: The Most Unwanted Song is fucking amazing
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard
IF MY WIFE DID THIS TO SOMEONE I WOULD MARRY HER AGAIN
Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time
For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao
I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times
Mario party getting wild bihh
Today I found out that yarners think crocheting socks is subversive and controversial and I just…on one hand, why the fuck not, I guess yarners are allowed to have their controversies, but on the other, how much time do you have in your FUCKIN DAY??
My main concern is how they would feel but Maggie u know yarn fandom gotta think about something while knitting five miles of stockingnette for a sweater
Look, you can’t just leave it at that, why is it subversive and controversial? *gets popcorn*
I mean, I’m taking this on good faith, and I’m not saying this is my own personal belief. I believe in all crafts.
But…the structure of the stitches and the resulting fabric is pretty different between crochet and knitting. You get different effects between them, which lends themselves to different crafts. And none of the effects of (most) crochet stitches lend themselves naturally to socks. You’re (usually) going to end up with something either stiff and bulky, or full of holes that will Not Feel Good to walk on. Whereas knitted socks will just…BE elastic and comfortable.
Sure you CAN do it. And there are people and patterns that do it well!!
But MOST crochet socks are a bit like calling this a bicycle
I mean… Okay? But people are going to Talk.
But this is BABY controversy, this is nothing. You haven’t even touched on the good shit like RHSS or that time the Olympic Committee dissed us.
Iiiinteresting. So one of those “just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD” things.
Also I know very little about the yarn fandom except for that bit where a woman had to fake her death and had a nervous breakdown over selling homespun/dyed yarn so like, I already have big expectations.
Was that the one that “died” of leukemia or the one that “died” of lupus, or the one that overdosed?
From what I know of the narrative as it was described to me, I want to say the one that overdosed, but I am intrigued and vaguely concerned that there are multiple distinct individuals the above situation could apply to.
hey umm, what the fuck
the fake deaths thing: indie yarn dyer gets popular, gets overwhelmed by orders, can’t refund money because of shitty bookkeeping, decides faking online death is the only way out.
i’m sure some of them are unintentional rather than premeditated scammers but they’re all still thieving assholes who shouldn’t be running businesses and need to give all the money back.
the olympics commitee: ravelry, well-known knitting (fiber arts in general) site, held a contest they called the ‘ravelympics’ to drum up olympic support then get a cease-and-desist letter for copyright infringement, and the letter said that calling it that ‘denigrates the true nature of the Olympic Games’ and was ‘disrespectful to our country’s finest athletes’
except, you know, ravelry had like 2 million users who all, by nature of ravelry being a website, have basic tech literacy. the social media backlash was so bad that the olympics board had to make 2 official apologies because the first wasn’t good enough.
RHSS: Red Heart Super Saver is cheap Walmart-level yarn. some people hate it because it used to be just really fucking awful and they haven’t bothered updating their opinions. some people hate it because they hate non-natural yarns. some people hate it because they’re yarn snobs(which, btw, comes in two flavors: the disdainful assholes and the people who just don’t see the point if you have the money and don’t indulge yourself). a lot of people defend it because it’s cheap and widely locally available and honestly not that bad after a wash and some fabric softener.
crocheted socks: exactly what kaitoukitty said. people who crochet socks tend to either be new crocheters who are not aware crochet is not the best medium for socks or experienced crocheters who are pushing the boundaries of the medium.
babies on fire: i can’t believe we’re talking about yarncraft controversies and no one mentioned babies on fire. that’s my favorite controversy.
so when deciding what material to make baby blankets out of, in addition to considerations like softness, ease of washing, and allergy concerns quite a lot of people like to consider what would happen to the baby if the blanket was set on fire. yes, really.
wool has the problem of hand-wash only blankets for a new mother (superwash wool exists but that’s a whole ‘nother paragraph), allergy concerns, and also real fucking expensive if you want quality not-itchy-on-baby-skin wool. but pro-wool-blanket people insist that because wool actually resists being set on fire pretty well and also can self-extinguish, it’s the only sensible choice.
acrylic on the other hand is cheap and you can throw it in the washing machine, and while bad quality acrylics might be stiff and plastic-y they’re not itchy, but if it gets set on fire it will melt onto the baby’s skin. pro-acrylic people insist that if your blanket is on fire, you probably have bigger problems than what the blanket is made of.
wow I didn’t expect such a detailed response. thank you!
Fiber Arts Just Be Fucking Like That.
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It’s November everybody! So far we’ve raised $1050 total towards my surgery!! Last month I was about to make my goal for October, so I’m making a new goal of $350 again for November! As I did in September and October, anybody who reblogs this has a chance to win an illustration from me for helping spread the word! Even if I don’t make my goal, the smallest bit helps a whole lot! Thank you for all of your help so far~ Once I work out the details with October’s winner and finish the art, I will post it, so keep an eye out for that :)
$20/350 raised so far! I’m pumped for this month, I’m manifesting that it’ll be a good one for me mentally. I’ll try my best to keep y’all updated and not get too busy with NaNoWriMo!
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i just astral projected back to 2009