Fuckin' Nailing It

Megan | 22 | existing

[fatpikachupics]

hey everyone check this out

[dykemd]

in my this cannot continue and yet it does era

[thebootydiaries]

Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫

Me: What does that mean?

Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩

Me: Thanks

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[lilja3ever]

wheres the fucking guy compilation again

[lilja3ever]

<3

[lilja3ever]

[celesse]

Blobfrogs

[cryptidsandchaos]

[engulfes]

something deeply intimate about being outside early in the morning all alone and seeing the world as she is

[sidhewrites]

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

[angrymuslimah]

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome

[sloppystyle]

[legallyblonde-2001]

[ID: A photo of an orange cat staring directly at the camera. The photo is outlined in white and surrounded by a black background. White text under the photo reads: "I have hired this cat to stare at you" End ID.]

[unfortunately-awake]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[hotboyproblems]

video game: allows me to double jump

me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum

[april]

gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

[dongboss]

are you fucking kidding me

[bettedavisgf]

my toxic trait is never tracking my periods so every 28 days i gaslight myself into thinking the world is ending when the pms symptoms hit me like a freight train

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?: