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i was going to clip it but i forgot and its bedtime now but that ( i think ) ineos soigneur (?) coming up to luke and just grabbing him and then like a few beats later luke is like Ha ha what a guy. love that guy. and then carries on. i can be normal with th. this
put him down will you
i was going to clip it but i forgot and its bedtime now but that ( i think ) ineos soigneur (?) coming up to luke and just grabbing him and then like a few beats later luke is like Ha ha what a guy. love that guy. and then carries on. i can be normal with th. this
saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
maybe something less talked about re coach athlete relationships is that the coach’s “favorite” is not always the best or fastest or most talented on the team. like of course they’ll like, even love, the stars but the passionate coaches want someone they can have ownership over, in a way. like ‘oh i found this diamond in the rough, they weren’t as naturally gifted but i crafted and molded them into this’. it’s not like, it’s not love, it’s an obsession— the pieces you craft from the ground up by yourself are more satisfying than a piece that is maybe objectively better but wasn’t completely your own.
there’s nothing more alluring the the shine of potential for a sicko coach. you see a young kid that’s maybe middle of the pack, but they have a certain fire in their eyes that they’ll do anything to get ahead, and the work ethic to go along and it’s 100% like finding a diamond in the rough.
and so it’s a symbiotic parasitic two way relationship, right. of course the athlete benefits from the extra focus from the coach and gets better that way, but the coach also gets emotional highs and lives through the athlete. if their pet project somehow even beats or gets better than the original stars of the team then deep down, they’re happy because look, it was their teaching and their mentoring that got them there, not just natural talent. there’s a level of ownership that comes with a deep coach athlete bond.
and it’s just so easy to pick out these shiny potential players, right. they have a certain degree of natural talent of course, but you know immediately a couple practices in. they put their head down and work, they listen to your every word like it’s the word of god, they are just so responsive to feedback, good or bad, and if you chew them out then they come scampering back trying to win you over. certain athletes don’t really care for that, they keep a boundary with their coach, it’s just a sport at the end of the day to them, and no one person can dictate their success, they were talented before you and they will be talented after you. but to these shiny potentials, they treat your perception and your word like life or death, it feels like they will ruin their body for you they will push themselves past the point of no return for you. and how could you not get a high from that? after a good performance the first person they seek out is you, not their parents or their friends, it’s straight to you, the coach, because both of you know there’s no one else in the world that understands that the athlete wants to feel the sting of your fangs deep deep inside their arteries and that the blood of someone you crafted is the sweetest of them all.
Was going to make a joke post about punishing an agere girl by not taking the pickles off her burger but I started crying thinking about doing that for real. I'd never do that ever. I'm so bad at punishment play no girl deserves to be punished...
Got emotional while cutting vegetables thinking about this again I think this might just be a period week for me. Under my watch all veggies will be prepared to suitable standards of deliciousness and if you don't want them we will find other ways to get you the nutrients we need. No one ever has to eat something they don't want to from now until forever
AND work dad took his cap off and has his big arms out and ive been caught looking like 3 times so it is quite over for me
started thinking about fran in the warehouse . results : Im Too Gay For This Hot Bullshit.
rinlen are identical twins 1 of them is just transgender
Thought you might find it funny that my mobile browser puts your blog just about YouTube in the address bar autocomplete, so 9/10 times i want to open youtube i misclick and have to take a detour around your blog. Im too lazy to change it and hey, there good poasts here...
LMAO i do love that. get yatescested
Comic I saw in a dream
"girl crush" Fran.
saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes
Really obsessed with a Guilty Whumper who breaks down crying after SAing Whumpee, possibly apologizing, possibly lamenting about how they can't control their urges and calling themselves sick, possibly asking Whumpee why they had to go and make them angry, and Whumpee being forced to comfort them and assure them it's okay ♥️
Fran millar youre bisexual and thats final