[fictionallesbian]

Fictionallesbian - Xe/Xer only (no they/them, no auxiliary pronouns.) late 20's - Fictosexual + serious/spiritual otherkin butch lesbian - Autistic - Happily engaged & soon to be married to my femme!!

Welcome to my blug :] I'm trying to have a better & more positive time online.

I'd prefer if minors don't follow me, please!

More about me & my blug under the cut!

My Only Tags:

I don't tag stuff anymore unless it's chatting or jokes/common triggers :P

Fave - My favorites of anything ever! I scroll through this tag when I'm sad to help cheer me up.

Me - Things that are Me.

Spec - My Dungeons & Dragons character! I've had her for approximately 5 years. I love her so badly. She's a multiclass Scholar/Warlock and she has every disease. Ask me about her!

Emma Greenfinger - Emma Greenfinger

Interests:

My special interest is Scarlet Hollow! It is very good & the first chapter is free. Please play it. Please play it. Please

My other special interest is dentistry - I work within the field as a licensed dental assistant! Feel free to ask me about it :) I only answer asks when I'm off the clock, though, so I cannot guarantee medical advice, nor can I diagnose issues. I'm just passionate about the subject!

My previous special interests are dragons, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, and Lumberjanes!

I also fixate on doors (the object), obscure kinks/fetishes, and pathetic women in business suits/outfits.

My niche hobby is closed species! Ask me about the weird & wild world of furry stocks & the current market values.

FAQ:

Q: What's your name?

A: I go by many names online, most of which aren't my actual IRL name. (If you know that one... congrats!) You can call me Casanova, Marcy, Jessica, or just "fictionallesbian" if you'd like.

Q: Why fictionallesbian?

A: I chose it in high school. I'm fictional, and I'm a lesbian. Simple.

Q: Fictosexual?

A: My fiancee is my only exception to this. All my other girlfriends/wives are fictional. I take this very seriously! I've been made fun of for this before, so I don't go into it much, but I'm trying to become more open about it because I love my partners so bad.

Q: What's the flag in your icon?

A: Well you won't like the answer to that one

Q: Who is that in your icon?

A: My wife (1)

(1) I am not the main character of Scarlet Hollow. That character & I are two very different people.

Q: What do you mean by "serious/spiritual otherkin"?

A: My kintypes, both otherkin & fictionkin, are past/present/future lives of mine. This is something I've also been made fun of for in the past, so please be kind.

Q: Present/future lives?

A: Time isn't linear, especially when the multiverse is involved!

Q: What if I really don't want to use xe/xer pronouns for you. Could I pretty please get an auxiliary set.

A: No. If you can't use those pronouns for me, please don't talk about me.

[andreabandrea]

breaking bad characters react to you asking their pronouns

walter:

"i use any pronouns!!! thanks for asking!!"

jesse:

mike ehrmantraut:

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[amvs]

❗️TIP: You can put the characters to music.

[amvs]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[rabbiteclair]

weekends: ~105 days/year

planned vacation: 30 days/year

sick leave: 30 days/year

bereavement leave: 5 days/year

hangover days: 4 days/year

power outage/forget to set the alarm days: 4 days/year

doctor/dentist/optometrist/etc appointments: 8 days/year

'my kid's off school or something so I've gotta take time off to deal with them' days (convert to general vacation days if you don't have a kid): 14 days/year

'I just feel shitty, I'm not sick or anything but I do kinda just wanna lay in bed, maybe go for a walk later or something' days: 24 days/year

'if I come in I'm gonna bite somebody' days: 10 days/year

'this MMO expansion/game I've been waiting on for ages finally came out and all my friends without jobs are gonna be playing it and i can't fall behind' days: 5 days/year

'i just really need to get caught up on housework and stuff you know' days: 12 days/year

'today is just too nice to spend it all at work' days: 20 days/year

'but it's my birthdaaaaay': 1 day/year

'stayed up really late talking with someone on the other side of the planet' days: 25 days/year

'i've just been really into this personal project and I'd like to focus on it today' days: 15 days/year

'but I've got a tabletop session today' days: 52 days/year

'I'm pretty horny so I wouldn't be able to focus' days: 20 days/year

the remaining negative 19 days can be used for work

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[spiralmindz]

to every addict currently relapsing or struggling to stay sober ily to evey addict who's struggling alone ily

[clovercowgirl]

I think I figured out the new mew mew dialogue thing

[clovercowgirl]

My theory under da cut

So I think we all have kind of accepted that Kris’s issues with playing the piano while being controlled by the soul are allegorical to Toby’s wrist problems stemming from overworking himself on undertale

Here’s the pink shop dialogue

I think Kris being specifically bitten on the hand is important and I think the hunting cats are meant to be allegorical to glitch/secret hunters. Seeking out eggs relentlessly. To the point where people would, yknow.

Change their appearance, or go into hiding.

They never stop chasing it until they get bored. Not satisfied, but bored.

The first time we really have cats mentioned in the broader story of deltarune is through Noelle’s glitch hunting blog, too.

Maybe I’m onto nothing, and there’s probably broader story implications. But all of that plus the fact that you have to find both the egg, the secret boss, and image friend in order to learn about this do suggest this being the case in a metaphorical sense to me, even if it doesn’t end up being a literal one.

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[u3pxx]

hello digital artist do you name your layers

yes i name each and every single one

only some layers get named

i do not name any of my layers

not a digital artist, just wanna know (show results)

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[wumiwux]

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.