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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

assiest-deactivated20130207

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

noodle-dragon

A smol awoo

emiliotheexplorer

This reduced me to tears

witchyaquariusy

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

noodle-dragon

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

candy-crackpot

wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

diabadass

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

baby-revenge

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

heyjoshheytyler

sideways scene (x)

album1700

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

ragethegemini

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

elisparklequeen

The way they all fell down.

marauders4evr

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

reverbpotato

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

bye-lads-deactivated20200901

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

spudsexuall

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

awwww-cute

corgisandboobs

“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

traitor

#she has heels on

lettersfromadreamgirl

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever