you are not a god.

hi! i've moved

[yawnralphio-archive]

as it turns out, coming back to tumblr after a few years, abruptly changing your email, adding a side blog that you don’t use, and following a bunch of people will get your account flagged as spam and support won’t be able to do anything about it!

so i’m turning this blog into an archive, stopping my queue, and moving to a new blog with the same old url. feel free to unfollow this one

find me at http://yawnralphio.tumblr.com

[yawnralphio-archive]

as it turns out, coming back to tumblr after a few years, abruptly changing your email, adding a side blog that you don’t use, and following a bunch of people will get your account flagged as spam and support won’t be able to do anything about it!

so i’m turning this blog into an archive, stopping my queue, and moving to a new blog with the same old url. feel free to unfollow this one

find me at http://yawnralphio.tumblr.com

[ree-duh]

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

i absolutely love when brutalist buildings are surrounded by and covered in a bunch of greenery. the juxtaposition……

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

doesn’t get better than this

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[user87262893]

The type of the mother I’m trying to be. Not just encourage bodily autonomy, but reward displays of it, even when it might make someone else in the room uncomfortable.

[swedepea]

I’ve made so many people uncomfortable in supporting my daughter’s personal space. People will try to hug her, she’ll sometimes say “No, thank you” and the adult will look at me to make her do it, but I just say “It’s ok honey, you don’t have to hug anyone you don’t want to.” It makes people irrationally huffy, making me feel even more justified in supporting my daughter’s choices. Creeps.

[blond-shell]

Sandra Oh for Backstage Magazine (2019)

[xmas-present]

[doggosource]

[relelvance]

[swallowedabug]

[officialmoviegoer]

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[seasonallydefective]

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

[56456546gfgf-deactivated2021111]

Brie Larson 91st Annual Academy Awards

[chessys]

*isnt universally loved* i guess i’ll just Die

[ofcarnivora]

[queeranne]

Did not work

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*