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oatmealdiva

this is genuinely how i react everytime i see paul robalino

smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

kosmogrl

asteroidtroglodyte

kitmarlowe

Well, it was a shaky start when I witnessed two grown adults turn into, like, Take That fans. “He’s so famous!”

evahdestrvction

DAWN // drag race al stars 11 'la toyas R us' runway for anon

segamascott

bi-astolfo

The claim is not new — the Miami Herald published its findings in summer 2025.

standwithdaanes

source for the congresswoman thing as well, because i hadn't heard about that:

The Trump administration has repeatedly attempted to restrict or thwart congressmembers’ access to ICE jails.

mckitterick

rip-quizilla

byjove

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

byjove

country music 40 years ago: I have warrants out in 7 counties. I’m on the run after killing my boss. I’m crossfaded on pot and whiskey. My wife is leaving me. Government is failing us. The cops suck.

country music now: Nothing bad ever happens in small towns. I love drinking ice cold beer and driving around in my $50k truck. Friday night football!

d31taf0rc3

Same vibe

byjove

raise hell, praise the ghost of Dale!

depsidase

socialistexan

In a recent poll, American think that:

21% of the US is transgender (the actual number is between 0.5% and 1.6%)

30% are gay or lesbian (3%) and an additional 30% are bisexual (4%), meaning the average American thinks that only around 19% of them are cisgender heterosexuals. The actual number of cisgender heterosexuals is around 90% of the population.

30% Muslim (1%) and 30% Jewish (2%), however contradictory to this they also think 58% are Christian, equaling 118% of Americans are of the abrahamic religions to the average American or some people are both Jewish or Muslim and Christian.

33% atheist (3%), meaning the abrahamic religions+ atheism is 141% of the US population.

41% black (12%), 27% (1%) native American, 29% asian (6%), and 39% Hispanic (17%), but also 59% white (64% actual)

30% live in NYC (3%), 30% live in Texas (9%), and 32% live in California (12%), meaning only 8% live in the rest of the country (actual 76%).

And lastly the average American believe only 62% of us have a high school education, actual number is 89%.

People vastly overestimate the general knowledge of the average American, let alone political knowledge and critical thinking skills. We live in the consequences of the children left behind.

sometiktoksarevalid

ekjohnston

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

magicratfingers

enki2

kosmogrl

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

kosmogrl

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

guerrillatech

segamascott

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

moggiepillar

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

myfootyrthroat

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.

moggiepillar

When my wife went in for surgery before we got married, it was me and her horrifically homophobic mother in the surgery center waiting room and I knew without a doubt that if anything went wrong, I would be expected to leave without any access to her belongings, the pictures of us on her phone, or the funeral itself, and the obituary would not mention me or our relationship at all.

And that was after almost a decade of marriage equality! The fear and anxiety leading up to that surgery and the recovery process after reinforced for me just how important marriage can be. It’s a form of self-determination.