BabbleBumbleBuzzleB3E

"but it’s also my right to embrace you, and tightly; while you exercise loudly your right to not love me." - AFP

[talesofarentboy-blog]

[yeab3e]

I’m going to team up with her and work around the corner selling compliments to help people recover.I think we’d make a great team.

[stability]

[favorabletangency]

[thebootydiaries]

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

[best-of-turnblr]

temple run came out in 2011

[thebootydiaries]

don’t let the media fool u 

[tori-no-shonen-deactivated20230]

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

[thebootydiaries]

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

[brriiibrriii-deactivated2019010]

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

[thebootydiaries]

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

[sinchiroca]

Are you mentally incompetent?

[thebootydiaries]

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

[hardcore-unicorns666]

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

[thebootydiaries]

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

[justforeverandnever-deactivated]

If you have three English Ph.D.’s why do you type like a seven year old? You obviously can not properly spell and you do not have proper grammar or punctuation. If you are trying to fake something, please at least try to make it seem convincing.

[thebootydiaries]

um..,, idk wat ur talking about?? i m speak american since i was an umbilical cord so…,.,….

[yeab3e]

Reblogging because it’s so insane, I can’t help myself.

[bobbycaputo]

Inside an Olive Oil Soap Factory in Syria

[iblogaboutmesorry]

wow.

[lickystickypickyzzz]

Wow. Wow. Where do I order?

[optometristprime]

[stability]

I love her

[intothewordless-blog]

[explosm]

By Kris. We have a bunch of achievements that need unlocked over at our Kickstarter. Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyanideandhappiness/joking-hazard

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Can you help me? This training site won’t take me to the page whenever I hit “Launch.” My pop-up blocker is turned off, so that can’t be it.

Me: Sure, let me take a look.

Client: Let me just close these tabs that keep opening. 

They close several identically-named tabs next to the one they’re working with.

Client: Okay, so all I do is click Launch, and then this window pops up.

A small window pops up telling them they’ll be redirected to the page. At the same time, another tab opens along the top, identical to all the ones they just closed. They click OK.

Client: And then nothing else happens.

Me: What’s in that tab that just opened?

Client: This?

They click on it, and in it is exactly the page they were trying to reach.

Client: Oh, you mean I had to click on the tab?

Sometimes it pays to actually read things before you close them. IT lesson 101, ignored by 70% of my clients.

[rollingstone]

10 great Beatles moments we owe to George Martin.

[wasbella102]

The Art of Sycra Yasin - Concept art, Caricatures, Life drawing

[tastefullyoffensive]

Student channels Donald Trump to BS extra point question. (via blahson) Larger version

[christianflorin-deactivated2024]

Love Never Fails

Michelle Arenal

[spaghetti-toes]

Just playin’ Superhero matchmaker is all.

I asked her if she wanted to draw their other arms and she said “They’re so in love that they only need one each.”

Harper and Dad collaboration #5 - we’ll see how many more of these we get as last night, while we were drawing, she said “Dad, I’m not sure I really like your style.”

[daddydaddario]