#magic beans

[samreich]

magic beans 🫘

[bobbie-robron]

So you sold to the Tates. What did they give you? A bag of magic beans? Cos you’re always scratching around for cash.

15-Jul-2026

[vintage-tigre]

Wetleg - Mangetout at Bonnaroo, 2026

Their website is absolutely retro glorious.

[yasha-laurelabonagracia]

My original digital art is a sneak peek at what goes on inside my brain.

[darkchimeradreamer]

The Blue Fairy is a lying piece of garbage. That is all.

[mckitterick]

Techbros are sad

from The Beaverton, Canada's The Onion, on the latest AI hubub:

America’s magic bean market is in turmoil after a Chinese company unveiled a competing bean that’s less than one tenth the price but still just as useless.

'DeepBean’s new beans only require a third of the water that American beans need to not grow into anything of value,' an analyst said. 'Any serious investor or cow owner would do well to give DeepBean a look.'

American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value as investors contemplate getting their magic beans from overseas.

'Society can’t advance without magic beans to grow into bizarre and ultimately worthless simulacrums of real beanstalks,' one investor said. 'If we’re only wasting moderate amounts of water on them instead of massive amounts, that’s a plus.'

awww, poor techbros sad that their trillion-dollar boondoggle is no better than the million-dollar Chinese boondoggle?

full Beaverton story here: X

[catandgirlcomic]

[bean-man-appreciation]

Munch-CHOMP