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The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 (26)

[yeahhmom]

just put the wet bird in the bag

[yeahhmom]

nothing better than bath water. i'm using it

[yeahhmom]

aughgh my wires and cords... wwah!

[yeahhmom]

don't wanna be rotoscoped no more

[yeahhmom]

in trying to assuage one fear, i create an entirely new hell. nice!

[yeahhmom]

can't bite the bull? don't take the horns

[yeahhmom]

gorilla lights

[yeahhmom]

obey my instructions

[yeahhmom]

before cats park, they must carefully line themselves up to ensure facing the desired direction. much like the humble bottle lid,

[yeahhmom]

tagging as if i'm going to go back and use it later. oh please!

[yeahhmom]

sorry i'm evil. going to do better

[yeahhmom]

you're not even half as strong as my strongest custard bun

[yeahhmom]

eat a bug & relaxxx

[yeahhmom]

i've got all this silent reflux and i didn't even get to have a cigarette neither

[yeahhmom]

guy in jail who catatonically repeats to himself "I shouldn't be here" over and over but the place he believes himself to belong is prison

[yeahhmom]

can we have him?

[yeahhmom]

i am so embarrassed about existing i am so embarrassed i am ahhhrhhuuhhhhhhhaaAAHHH AH AH AGH WAGH NOTHING. NOTHING!!! and WHAT! So embarrassed and what? Die anyway. do i think the dust on my window is embarrassed too? nope. he dies all the same.