Confusion, the Great and Confident Psychic!

Your go to girl for all problems of the Mind!

[confusionthepsychic]

Introducing, the Great amd Confident Psychic, Confusion!

...Eh? What do you mean, you already know who I am? I just got here!

// That's right, there's a second Confusion blog now! Shoutout to @yearofconfusion for inspiring me!

// I also run @gitanlikesumas and @tazunatwo hehee

[winning-tickezo]

Seeing the other me has me fired up like nothing ever before except the Derby Itself!! If she can be so effortlessly cool then I can do the same!! I believe in me because ive seen the me that also believes in me!!!!

[poinsettia-ribbon]

That's a great way to see things...

[winning-tickezo]

Yeah!! You believe in the other yous right Natie?! Thats basically like Believing in Yourself, because they are also You!! If you can believe in them, then you can believe in you!

[poinsettia-ribbon]

Well... Listen, I have nothing against them, but they're just me. Except if they come from another universe where they're part of the main characters, they can't do anything more than I can, which is not much.

Do I believe in them to cook a quick meal or pet a cat they see on the street ? Yeah, of course. But that's about as much anyone can expect from us.

[winning-tickezo]

*sniffle* b-but Nature-senpai!! Dont you see?? You're The Nice Nature! You cook quick meals and pet cats on the street and then go on to run alongside Illustrious Names like Teio, Mcqueen, Brian and Machitan!!

And even if you dont win, you give hope to other regular people who also cook quick meals and pet cats that maybe they can achieve great heights like you!!

...you even helped inspire a little girl who cried at everything to be brave and chase her Derby Dream...

[poinsettia-ribbon]

H-hey, no need to cry, it's really not that deep ! I don't see how I could be the one inspiring people when I'm running with Teio or McQueen. They're the one inspiring others, not me ! I didn't achieve great heights, my career is perfectly average. I don't see why anyone would want to be like me...

[winning-tickezo]

*Tears in her eyes, gripping natie by the shoulders, begging her to understand, talking a mile a minute* its because, ordinary people, they're not like Teio and Mcqueen! Theyre not natural superstars or fancy princesses, they're just, ordinary folk. You know who else is an ordinary folk? Nice Nature-Senpai thats who. And if she can run alongside those Titans of racing and only lose to them, then maybe the dreams the ordinary folk have aren't so silly after all!! Maybe that crying little girl Can run in the Derby despite the odds on it being stacked against her!!

[poinsettia-ribbon]

I... *sigh* But ordinary people like me don't dream of being side characters, don't they ? They either want the main role, or they accepted that they'll never have it. I'm not... I can't be the one to inspire people. Those who watch me race want to be better than me, not like me. No one enter the racetrack aiming for third place.

[confusionthepsychic]

I do.

*Comfy writes the next part down, both so that Natie can hold onto it, and because Comfy can't talk this much*

"Nice Nature, we are similar in how we percieve ourselves. I am not a main character, unlike you I do not even exist in the same realm as those like Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen. I am one of the umas who rarely place in the top half of the race, and I have only ever raced in a single G2.

You show me that there is hope, that... I am allowed to dream of the podium. The first and only time I placed higher than 5th, both me and my rivals placed abnormally well, and... I had gotten second. My rival got third, and it was the biggest accomplishment of our lives. No big names were there, it was about as forgettable of a race as a G2 could be... and it changed me. To me, that was a massive victory, and... to my rival, a crushing defeat. Because of that, I wasn't sure if I wanted to race again. I thought I had hit my peak, and was punished for going too high.

You show me that isn't the case. That someone normal can reach the podium and it not be a fluke. Being a legendary racer scares me, but... I wish I was more like you. Not in the way that I wish I could fly, you are...

You are the dream that I feel I can make true. That means I want to try, and I have you to thank for it."

[flashylandinguma]

any opinions on this flag maya

Oooo it matches my color scheme! ☆ And it’s the flag Vodka is!

[gitanlikesumas]

Is it the flag you are?

[flashylandinguma]

Nope! ♡

[confusionthepsychic]

What flag are you?

[the-golden-king-orfevre]

Hmph. Gentildonna is not here. Good.

May she stay off of Umablr. I am the only regent.

[confusionthepsychic]

Do you have a rivalry of some kind?

[the-acursed-uma]

Promotion Concert Friday.

[confusionthepsychic]

Will watch, excited.

[tracen-news]

Announcement!

We will be renovating the dorms to provide more comfort and space for the students!

Starting with the Ritto dorms! Students that are currently staying in Ritto will be moved to Miho and Sleepover Dorms during renovations!

Please ask your dorm leader for more information!

[absent-minded-uma]

Whoever invented corners is the devil…

[confusionthepsychic]

What

[tasting-the-north]

Meisho Doto is a peerless gem.

Meisho Doto is an unrivaled genius.

Meisho Doto is an inimitable beauty. No one can rival her beauty.

Anyone who doesn't love Meisho Doto is objectively wrong.

Meisho Doto could dismember me bit by bit and I'd fawn over her touch.

Meisho Doto could use me as an arm rest and I would die in that postion willingly.

Meisho Doto could reduce my value to the filth of a sub-Human and I'd thank her for noticing me.

Meisho Doto is absolute perfection.

-Meisho Doto cultists

Confusion! Are you like... good?

[howconfusioning]

Lowkirkenuinely not really

[confusionthepsychic]

...now I am not good either.

[vessel-of-the-rose-crown]

You’re not welcomed here. Kys

. . . Maybe I should just go, I am sure they will not kick up any fuss, not for an Uma like me.

[confusionthepsychic]

No.

[smog-spooks]

Uggggh, I’m so Jelly donut Jealous…

[confusionthepsychic]

Of?

[smog-spooks]

^~ . . . Nevermind, don’t Even worry About it. ~^

[confusionthepsychic]

...more curious.

[smog-spooks]

Uggggh, I’m so Jelly donut Jealous…

[confusionthepsychic]

Of?

[horsie-of-the-hole]

A sign of a good online friend is when you'd trust them with your life but not your personal information.

[confusionthepsychic]

Meisho Doto is a peerless gem.

Meisho Doto is an unrivaled genius.

Meisho Doto is an inimitable beauty. No one can rival her beauty.

Anyone who doesn't love Meisho Doto is objectively wrong.

Meisho Doto could dismember me bit by bit and I'd fawn over her touch.

Meisho Doto could use me as an arm rest and I would die in that postion willingly.

Meisho Doto could reduce my value to the filth of a sub-Human and I'd thank her for noticing me.

Meisho Doto is absolute perfection.

-Meisho Doto cultists

nope.

[royallyyoursprincessreema]

Hello umablr. Concerning the recent events with my daughter and her... newfound cult following, there are things that need to be discussed. Their actions are to be condemned.

For them to attack anyone who speaks ill of my daughter is wrong. As much as I love her, they are taking their actions too far. What would they do if someone were to end up dead? This is not okay!

[howconfusioning]

I've decided against becoming The Pope...! It seems that position is already filled

So...!

[confusionthepsychic]

what.

[belamcanda-hanbo]

*A new umamusume walks out of the rift, though this girl is holding a hanbo! A weapon half the size of a bo staff, so around the size of a walking stick, though she's far from needing it. In fact, the girl is at peak performance, her orange ponytail and normal tail contrasting the white Gi she wears, stained closer to brown at the Zubon thanks to a lot of playing in the dirt and tending to the garden while wearing it, as much as it upset her mom, Polly. Her other mom, Flora, doesn't seem to mind it all too much though!

This is the 18 year old flower-tending hanbōjutsu master, Iris!*

// Hi! This is the same person behind @gitanlikesumas and all the rest! I saw @official-tracen-security and @og-flower-account talking about how scary a fankid would be, and I went "you know what would be so fucking funny?" and now she's Here! Have fun!~

[a-future-for-all]

*50 pigeons in a Trench Coat walk past the director. They stop and look at you*

*you are made to understand that they have some suggestions regarding accessibility of the school and provision of nesting places for local wild birds*

*You are handed a list. The handwriting is surprisingly good. Apparently pigeons can write in cursive*

A-

...

Are those pigeons?

...

??????????????????????

[tazunatwo]

Definitely pidgeons. Seem to be smart ones, too.

*...the fact that she's reacting so little seems to almost surprise herself.*

[a-future-for-all]

W-Wow.. This is.. This is very well written! And they have incredibly good ideas!

Well... I'm not sure about serving birdseed in the cafeteria...

Could we try working it into the meals somehow...? Hm...

[confusionthepsychic]

Some seeds taste good, and are nutritious. Not sure about birdseed.