i mentioned these in the tags of a post and sb saw it and asked for the list!! which was so abundantly lovely of them tbh bc like. i was gonna let these go. so thank you to the sweetheart of an angel who encouraged me to finish the list and post them!! these prompts are dialogue based and inspired by the humble yet endearingly cozy qualities of the blanket fort! i hope y'all enjoy them! and i hope everyone's staying hydrated and not clenching their jaws on this lovely day, too!
" what do you mean, you've never built a blanket fort before?! "
" sorry, you can't get in here without the right password. "
" where are all my blankets and pillows? "
" yeah, you can't wear that in this fort. no suits, jeans or shoes. only soft fluffy socks and pajamas. "
" wanna built a blanket fort with me? "
" if we got the fluffy bath towels out, we could probably expand the fort towards the bathroom. "
" if you collapse this blanket fort, i cannot legally be held responsible for my actions. "
" bring over those fairy lights, we can hang them on the inside of the blankets and make it way cozier! "
" i just think the world would be an infinitely happier, better place if we all lived in a blanket fort. "
" it's not every day you get to sleep in a house made of blankets, pillows and cushions, right? "
" hey, let's hook the blanket across the TV, that way we can have a movie marathon without leaving the fort! "
" see? it's a blanket fort fit for royalty! hence my pillow throne. bow down before me, peasant! "
" fine! you can come over; but bring every blanket, pillow and fluffy item you own. "
" oh my god, i used to make blanket forts ALL the time when i was a little kid! "
" i brought some snacks. figured it'd be a pretty sucky blanket fort without any! "
" i wonder how much you'd get if you rented out a blanket fort like this one? "
" wow... this must be exactly how michelangelo felt when he built his first blanket fort, too! "
" ingenious use of the sleeping bag, by the way! every good blanket fort needs a rug! "
" i'm having the week from hell. could we just crawl into the blanket fort for the night? "
" it's too stormy to do anything else today. i propose a movie marathon in our pajamas in the blanket fort! "
" i'm gonna go out and ask our neighbours if they have any spare blankets we could use. this blanket fort demands an extension! "
" if we insured this blanket fort, we could make a TON of cash the next time it collapses! "
" no, listen, if people can go live in vans and school buses, i can damn sure live the rest of my life in a blanket fort! "
" i made some hot cocoa. felt like a suitably fort friendly drink! "
" technically, demolishing the fort should be done via pillow fight. right? "
" aren't we a little old to be making blanket forts? "
" actually, much like lego, i think you'll find that blanket forts are ageless! "
" i thought i might find you in here. room for one more? "
" tragically, you never built a blanket kitchen. so i guess we're just gonna have to order in some take-out, right? "
" i'm not an unreasonable blanket fort mayor. i am not above bribery. entrance fee can be one kiss. "
" excuse you, we have a dress code. pajamas are in my closet, bottom drawer; fluffy socks are in the second one from the top. "
" judge me all you want, but this blanket fort has brought me more peace than anything else in my entire life. "
