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god of war he/him, taken, pisces This isn’t rlly a public blog, I use it mostly to save cosplay photos and stuff I like

[discsfine-deactivated20200307]

[basketcase1982]

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

the tag……….my god….

[serregon]

It’s pure gold

[onceiwashere]

me walking to the vice principal’s office at Tumblr Academy after getting kicked out of ENG 231: Loki And Johnlock Feels In Shakespeare for throwing spitballs at our teacher, Tom Hiddleston 

[onceiwashere]

automaticc was originally going to buy tumblr for more than 20 million dollars but then the CEO saw this post. you’re welcome

[yee-hawks]

I just wanted to say one last time that this is a clown friendly area. If I see you hating, bashing, vagueing any of my fucking clown bros, I’ll tear you a new one

[tobys-nice-blog]

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

We’re gonna dirty ice it

EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

This is my brother in law, Joey

I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door

What a great reaction

[yee-hawks]

If you can’t do your own research and form your own opinions on different things, you’re a fool. Teach yourself about foreign affairs, bastard.

[14gayhomosexual88]

[kuizu-deactivated20190823]

WATER FILLS THE TRAIN STATION

[flowury]

u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[kibumkim]

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

[lily-orchard]

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

[windupoperator]

McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized

[secondclassvines]

i hate this so much

[secondclassvines]

“coffee shop”

[logarto]

this is so funny

[moogleburger]

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[talksick]

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[snarg]