obama you my nigga

i like kittens

[charmers]

[asian]

Time to repost my favorite headline

[noctei]

IS THIS A JOKE SHE’S HOLDING A FUCKING MCDONALDS BEVERAGE

[fmlsdaily]

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

[yeebootytime]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[awesomevines]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

When you see someone getting dragged for an opinion you agree with but u safe cause u decided to stay in your lane

[weloveshortvideos]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[funkyfetus]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

My gf: u hav smal dck Me: we take what we can get in this economy

[northcoast]

roses are red violets are blue pull my hair while I go down on u

[melt-banana]

[yeebootytime]

what i wanna be: aesthetic

what i am: pathetic

[awwww-cute]

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

[kataroonie-deactivated20141119]

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

[handjobsforjesus-deactivated201]

Dongo Trunt

[iraffiruse]