Airbender Cosima

My name is Jaime and I am queer as hell. They/them pronouns pls (unless I've told you otherwise). Fandoms include Orphan Black, Carmilla, and the 100. Pleased to meet you. "Funny with lots of feel good moments, Jaime is elegantly written and has certainly earned their place on the top of the New York Times Bestsellers list" - tumblr user caesarhathnoodled

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[asynca]

She’s right you know. This is what happens EVERY censorship purge. [x]

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[under-the-arch]

[eldritchgarfield]

[sabrinacaps]

[imnotinclinedtomaturity]

Living on student loans be like

[marinebaeology]

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

[glitteratti-moved]

im sick of being a person! im gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. and none of you are powerful enough to stop me

[toastbutteregg]

count me in

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[fortidogi]

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[a6]

[lanalikesnobanana]

20gayteen just keeps getting gayer

[murdershegoat]

1) this is accurate as hell

2) we’ve reached a point in the timeline where kristen stewart can now play edward with this Absolute Look she is currently serving

[critical-derolo]

@cloudauditorefair

[cloudauditorefair]

And so the lamb becomes the lion

[star-anise]

I’d give Twilight another go if Kstew were playing Edward.

[strawberrylollipopkisses]

“Stevie Nicks surrounds herself with girls. Wherever she goes, she brings girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “And there is never — ever — a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks.”

— (via bjorkdoll)

[yekkes]

The lesbian jumped out

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look I’m not saying that Stevie Nicks is literally an incarnation of the goddess Artemis I’m just saying that if any man stumbles across her and her companions bathing he’s going to be turned into a stag

[buffysummers]

#being in your 20s like