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33;canadian;aquarian

[sugaryewscythe]

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

[sovietnam]

[alphacrone]

when i’m sad i like to think about little prehistoric toddlers tagging along with the adults who are foraging and getting really excited over a Cool Rock or Big Leaf and handing it to a parent to put in the baskets with the Actual Food and the parents having to carry around all their baby’s little Treasures the way modern parents end up with acorns and flowers in their pockets after a trip to the park

[rhysintherain]

Older child: Grandmother why are you making such a small foraging bag? You can't fit much food in that.

Grandmother: It's for your little brother. He wants to bring home every rock so your mother can make it into a spear. He's too little to learn what good tool stone looks like, but he's not too little to learn how heavy rocks are!

(Distant clacking of granite hitting granite) "I make spear like MOMMY!"

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[muzantropic]

Vintage Aerolux 2 Horses Decorative Neon Light Bulb, 1930's

[theconcealedweapon]

[herpsandbirds]

[ralfmaximus]

Awesome free anti-vaxxer block list in the comments!

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[ziggy-scardust]

that’s next week! Don’t forget!

[william-snekspeare]

here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

[william-snekspeare]

My grandmother also got bored one time at thanksgiving and asked me if I wanted to go look for cool mushrooms with her in the woods so basically she just kicks ass

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I HAVE THE POPLAR!!

[animentality]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I HAVE THE POPLAR!!

[toastbutteregg]

[targetedknowledge]

[theconcealedweapon]

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once