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Lis/27/Taurus sun/Libra moon/Sagittarius rising

[graciehart]

idiots (affectionate)・[37/?] ⤷ 2.21 — “The Calusari”

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[moonlightingcurse]

I had you. No, you didn't. Oh, yeah. I had you big time. You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle.

THE X FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE (1998) dir. Rob Bowman

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015.

[mcrgif]

My Chemical Romance - Summertime (Official Visualizer)

[kazuoishiguro]

✦ PROJECT HAIL MARY by andy weir —in the style of a 70s sci-fi novel.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[reignofbrutality]

[spinchs-field]

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

[spinchs-field]

like this

[one-fall-to-a-finish]

Rhea Ripley, SNME May 23 2026

[badymaru]

Frank with L.S. Dunes @ Sonic Temple - Columbus, OH May 14th, 2026

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lucifermorningstarxx]

oh my god @hellsite-hall-of-fame