Yeen Queen Mama Kalla

Yeen Mama, Wicked and Wild, Darling Darkness. 🏳️‍⚧️ Mid-40s Witch who loves to play with her dolls. Mother of @dollynull. I'm also a dragon from another world named Dalmicah Alarken, which I have a second blog for, so if you see me talking like a dragon, that's why. MDNI

[caezavio]

pov you were planned with a complicated dorkass dad contrasting with the fact you now have an accident baby so youre trying your best not to mirror your complicated dorkass dad

[neonlitlesbians]

"Which came first, the ghost or the shell?"

[sunbentshadows]

oh dear god

[sunbentshadows]

I am speed running the stages of grief. Come explore this with me.

[sunbentshadows]

I WONDER WHY HEALTHCARE DATA IS SO LIMITED. HEY HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY WE DON'T HAVE COMPLETELY OPEN PLATFORMS FOR HEALTH DATA. AND WHY IT'S A BAD IDEA TO HAVE WRITE PRIVILEGES VIA SOME WEB INTERFACE TO MEDICAL RECORDS. HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED.

[sunbentshadows]

okay well let's look at the github. at least an mcp server is just like a stupider API. right.

STARTING OFF. BAD.

This is. a PHI nightmare.

[sunbentshadows]

do you think these tech guys ever think. "i wonder why nobody has done this."

[sunbentshadows]

Well if they had to pick an AI at least they're not using one of the sketchy ones right. thank goodn

oh

[sunbentshadows]

You know, I'm glad Epic put so much time into making mychart extremely secure, even with all the health systems who configure them like a drunk monkey. it would be a shame if

hmm hey what do we think 'read local passwords' does

[sunbentshadows]

feed healthcare data to openclaw openclaw safe for 2FA codes and passwords in plaintext nothing bad will happen to your passwords and 2FA ccodes if you feed them to openclaww

[sunbentshadows]

ooohghhg my fucking ggogod

FROM DISCORD??? FROM MM DISCORD? YOU WANT TO FEED YOUR OWN PERSONAL HONEST TO FUCK PHI INTO, POTENTIALLY, DISCORD??

[sunbentshadows]

What many users may not know about MyChart providedby EpicSystems is that MyChart providedby EpicSystems is actually kind of like a local instance that your healthcare org runs, not a "Sign in once and see everything" type of deal (unless you have Care Everywhere, and then it maybe can be. But it Depends.)

Why is that you might ask. Well you see. There are many Rules and Laws and Regulations about the use and exchange of personal healthcare data.

Which is why of course this guy, seeing a well-thought-out and tested technical position, decided "what if i get all of them at once and also the 2FA codes and stored them ALL in the same place with no encryption whatsoever"

[sunbentshadows]

MRN??????????? YOUR PERSONAL HIGHLY PROTECTED BASICALLY ILLEGAL TO SHARE MEDICAL RECORDS NUMBER?

[sunbentshadows]

????????????????????????

[sunbentshadows]

This is genuinely the most terrifying import i have ever seen

[sunbentshadows]

I LIED; WHAT

[sunbentshadows]

GIVE OPENCLAW ACCESS TO YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING EMAIL AND MEDICAL RECORDS NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FEED YOUR ENTIRE BROWSER CACHE NAD PASSWORD KEY STORE INTO OPE NCLAW

[sunbentshadows]

okay. i'm done. i can't. i cannot continue to look at this. this is out of this world.

how do we think this project ends

sued

straight to jail

openclaw sending messages to your forme college professors with random diagnoses

hipaa police

Voting ended onMar 25

[puppygirlcooties]

love the idea of casual diaper checks, the idea your friends all know how much you need your little diapies, and that at any time they can lift your skirt to prove it <3

[hemipenal-system]

if a cute reptile girl wants to grab your tiddies you gotta let her. she's curious

[hemipenal-system]

shy human trans girl at the nude sapphic bathhouse getting very aggressively fondled by a group of 7 foot tall lizardfolk women and she’s blushing and stammering about how she just kinda grew them and yeah she can come to the hot tub with them if they want she’s just not used to being this exposed

[aropride]

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

[demilypyro]

girl she's dead what do you want them to do. hang the corpse

[demilypyro]

[czw]

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[planouteverythingitwentwrong-de]

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

[crpl-pnk]

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

[dovewithscales]

I use a cane because I have EDS, and I can handle hot pans without a potholder because I have nerve damage in my hands so I can’t feel it. Is this anything?

[squeakitties]

[fertilefloors]

i've started doing this 👉👈 in irl life and it works! people have started fucking me more

[fertilefloors]

u don't gotta use ur words just do the stupid fucking bottom fingers and look at her with your big stupid eyes

[fertilefloor]

started doing this anytime i want anything nonsexual and that works too

[daylights-rain]

Yeah. I can confirm from the other side. This shit works on me

Out there doing tasks and favors because i got hit with the stupid bottom fingers and big stupid eyes

[katycreep]

The prettiest girlfriends in the world

[swagophile]

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

[flareonfloof]

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

[swagophile]

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the pet is the dom

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the exotic “pet” in question was a gift or an inheritance or something from a family member, and it’s definitely not an animal you should just be allowed to have, and you’re terrified of her, and she absolutely knows that

[puppygirlcooties]

I feel like it should be legal for a nice older lady to pick me up off the street and raise me as her daughter against my will

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[gpedia]

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

[morteraphan]

UPD: Closed for now, thank you all so much for your interest! I will try to open new slots when I'll be ready!

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