[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[b4rfbrain]

777

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[testamentcrux]

i think about this every day

[skarchomp]

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[monsieur-j]

Moschino S/S 2022 Bags

[tokay-blog]

[shuploc]

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

[carudamon119]

nori ‏@nori22 積もってる

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

The way Puss is followed by two dogs and one teaches him to accept death and the other teaches him to appreciate life

[spiderman-into-the-sapphiverse]

deadass

[swanpit]

Puss has 2 shoulder angels, they both are on the same page on wanting him to live his life to the fullest......the catch being their method is the extreme end with each other

[mouzeron]

real flowers and emoji flowers

[transangelicism]

feb 2, elle emerson (@transsextual)

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utah bans gender affirming care for people under 18. / south carolina is following suit and worse. / i'd cry but i can't anymore, not like i used to. / my girlfriend tells me they're so tired but she doesn't know why – / "i wasn't even doing anything today" / our anniversary is this month. / i feel like a puppy when i see her. / i get high and rearrange my friend's fridge magnets / queer sentences cover the freezer door. / "eat the skin and hearts of men it attracts dykes" / "i kiss fags" / "feel it up partner" / "you may do it but use condom" - / we laugh about that one. we watch star trek. / their roommate calls me cool; we grew up on the same books. / another friend of mine is taking a gap year to go to brazil, relearn portugese. / the boy i dated who is now my best friend is coming up with my family in a few weeks. / we're going thrifting together on the weekend, and i / am going to try to get an extension on my paper. / dance rehearsal on sundays. / my roommates want to go to ikea. /

my uber driver mentioned his husband when i asked about his day. / i thanked him for it at the end of the ride, and he laughed and pointed out the trans flag sticker on the dash. / on my way into the clinic i think i saw him crying. / i introduced myself to the lab tech and she asked me to say my real name. / she took six vials of my blood. /

so many of my friends are named after gods. / this has to be for something. 

[hms-no-fun]

beautiful essential poetry of the moment

[cornbreadlesbian]

Visible Mending Guide

[figdays]

Bunny Basket Wooden Pin // artofchezalbi

[focsle]

I do love when I get a whaler’s journal that has a lot of misspellings. It makes it slower to get through, but in my forever-fascination with New England accents prior to the latter half of the 19th century…when he spells things phonetically you get a better sense of his voice. I always try to preserve them.

[focsle]

In all the things I’ve cobbled together regarding early 19th c New England accents, ranging from the Biglow Papers to children’s speller books (targeting ‘mispronunciations in rural accents’), and whaler journals I can only describe it as like…

A Twangy Brogue. I love it. I’m so fond.

[focsle]

Examples off the top of my head to get a sense.

Catch - Kitch Certain - Sarten Oil and boil - Ile, bile Such - Setch Lantern - Lant-horn Coin - Quine Chair - Cheer After - Arter Birthday - bethday Water - Warter Exhausted - Exorsted Get - Git Sit - Set Girl - Gal, gel Chimney - Chimbly Dirt - Dut Learn - Larn Cards - Cairds Solider - Soger Nervous - Narvous Afraid - Afeared Turns of phrase like asking ‘be you happy’ instead of ‘are you happy’, swapping ‘on’ and ‘of’ such as ‘she died of a summer day, and fever was what she died on’ instead of ‘she died on a summer day and fever is what she died of’. ‘Wake snakes’ meaning stirring up trouble. etc. etc. etc. Love all of it.

[llovinghome]

[yangioh]

seeing red 🩸⛓️