~I'm such a hephaping herpaderp~

Hi, I'm lord Swagical the Pervert

[kiefermae]

BANGTAN: “TRAUMA AT #TRBinMEXICO” pt.1

Hi all, i am an army based in the Philippines. Being an international fan, it really hurts to see and watch all these things happen to Bangtan. I know you will understand in the end so please keep reading. We all love Bangtan right? So i am encouraging you to PLEASE SPREAD THIS POST so that it reaches whoever is incharge of security at the concert. The management has to know of what is about to happen because i’m guessing it’s much worse than these pics. Watching the incident at the airport (i will post the video), i could really imagine what will happen at the concert. The fact that they got injuries, someone managed to get up to the van, and even a death threat. This is no joke at all. They have to take notice of this, this would help the security team plan for the worst.

The boys are already so terrified and traumatized, the reason why Jimin posted that in Fancafe. I’m sorry but i hope the hitouch gets cancelled. It’s not safe. I’m so afraid for our boys rn, i can understand the feelings of fans (as i am one of you) but this is just UNACCEPTABLE, it’s too much.

Please just think of the boys, what would they feel towards y'all in mexico? Will they be able to perform as much as they had during the US tour? I doubt it. This experience could greatly affect their emotions, their performance, the concert itself.

Keep in mind that WHATEVER HAPPENS, THEIR SAFETY IS STILL THE PRIORITY. I would not be able to forgive myself if something happens to them and not have helped in any way to prevent it. So please help spread this. Every army anywhere on earth please do something even if it’s just through social media.

If the management cancels the concert or what, well it’s your fault. If you still want it, please just behave, dont stalk them dont throw yourselves at them, dont hurt them. And if in case the concert is not gonna get cancelled, PLEASE don’t throw any undergarments on stage that’s so gross and disrespectful! Hoping for their safety… 😯😣😢

Follow @BulletproofJams on Twitter for updates. 💜

(Credits to the owner of the photos)

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

im a fucking mole are you serious i dont understand

[goawayleavemealonebye-deactivat]

lmao

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

cat

[yehet-productions]

Yush baby, i’m a hawk!!

[maza-dohta]

If anyone in California is interested in adopting a dog or a cat, Kerns County Animal Shelter ( one of the most disgraceful shelters in California ) is being shut down. Dogs are being sold for 15$ and cats for 5$ ( all are fixed with shots. )

Every animal will be put down by September 30th.

Go here for more information. 

[itskityall]

IMPORTANT.

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[yehet-productions]

Exo’s repackage album is coming out soon so i’ll need all the money I can get

[krpwallpapers-blog]

Winner Mino wallpapers requested by anon

please like/reblog if you save

[bulletproofwinner]

[retnolaras]

[writewithjoy]

MINO TROLL LEVEL 9999999999

(cto)

[houseof--cards]

[winneocent]

Different types of song mino #MyFavoriteSongIs23

[sexykoreanman-blog]

[kenihavehongbin]

Fun fact: if you stand in the mirror and say "lipbalm" 3 times in a row, Hakyeon will appear

[yehet-productions]

A thing that has probs happened at least once

Jin: *the morning after a night out* uuugh, I feel like crap...

Jimin: I guess you could say you're...

Jin: Hoe don't do it

Jimin:

Jimin: HYUNGOVER.

Jungkook: And here's reason 98483720492073 why I will never date you I s2g Jimin this is the last straw I'm going solo byee

[yehet-productions]

 Tagged by hoseoksjunk 

Rule 1: post the rules

Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 some people and link them to your post

1. If you could touch one place on your bias’es body, which would it be?

It would be either his hand, cheek or the top of his head (believe it or not but the perv in me even agrees :p)

2. Have you got artistic talents? Such as singing / dancing / drawing (+others)?

Nope, not at all...

3. What is the AU you’d like to read about your OTP?

Medieval or dynasty type of stories :D

4. If you found out your bias was problematic, would you still stan him / try to change him / teach him?

If he were to be just slightly rebellious then I would most likely still adore him but if it were to be really problematic as in behaving rude or having prince- syndrome and such, I'd definitely would cuss at him and try and change him if I were to know him personally.

5. What is that one thing you’ve never understood in Kpop music videos? How they've become so sexual this past year :( It wasn't like this when I joined the Kpop family 7 years ago T.T

6. You find out your recent boyfriend / girlfriend has gotten a tattoo of your face on his body, but what is worse, it’s the worst quality kind of the silliest selfie of you he loves, but you hate. Your reaction?

Look at him as if he sprouted another head from his ass because dude, you don't want my fugly tattooed on your body and hopefully it'll be tattooed on his back because I ain't looking at my own crappy face on his chest when we're having sexy time !

7. Soup with chunks or smooth soup? (do you even understand my question)

Soup with chunks, I like to know what exactly I’m eating. Smooth soup looks like puke sometimes :s

8. Nail polish or no polish?

Nail polish for the win. I love it so much that I once painted my whole hand in about 15 different colours. It took me soooooo long to remove it though and even then you could still see it so I had to wear bandages on my hand and wrist to cover it up. :p

9. Does fluffy fics make you scream and trash wildy in your bed with a stupid grin on your face and inexplainable words coming out of your mouth? (I just want to know if I’m the only weirdo) It would!!! BUT!! My computer is located in the dining room and the living room is right next to it...You see my pain? I have to control my feelings but you know what?! LET MY MOM AND BRO FREAKING THINK I'M FINALLY LOSING IT BECAUSE OH GOD MY BABY BOY IS ABOUT TO HAVE A COMEBACK!!! You go EXO!!

10. One pillow or more?

I use one pillow under my head, and most likely one to hug or to place in between my knees. I used to use my cat as second pillow though....untill he once farted in my face X.X

11. Do you like the taste of coffee? (I’ve thought about this and I don’t even like it. I drink it every day. The taste isn’t even all that good?? But I still drink that shit. What the hell)

I absolutely DON'T like homemade coffee, heck no!! BUT!!! I love starbucks coffee or cappucino's as long as it's made from a package and not actual beans . The only bean that i like is Hongbean!

My 11 questions;

1. Tell me one of your weirdest dreams.

2. Why does Saturn have rings on it?

3. Let’s play fuck, marry, avoid (can’t kill our favorite oppa’s or in my case fetuses) with your biases!

- Who would you fuck? 

- Who would you marry?

- Who would you avoid?

4. Describe your ideal date with your bias.

5. Do you like your own cooking more than that of someone else or not? Because dingus! The cook at the daycarecenter I work at cooks heavenly but my mom can’t cook for shit! Don’t tell her though!!

6. Are you into “boy” movies such as the Avengers, teenage mutant ninja turtles, godzilla,... or into chickflicks such as I don’t know ‘cause I call ‘em shitflicks (sorry) xD?

7. What is your most used phrase or word?

8. What would your superhero or stagename be?

9. Spell your name with song titles that you really like.

10.If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

11. How did you come across Tumblr?

I’ll be tagging (can I tag my senpai whom tagged me?) Hoseoksjunk, luda-krease, my baby min-yoongi, fornikaible because erhmahgerd your bias is my bias and zeloisacookie

[ughjacksonwang]

#the real favourite is all five (insp)

[robochorom]

en·dear·ing: /inˈdiriNG, enˈdiriNG/ adjective 1. inspiring love or affection.

(cr; close to you)

[ughjacksonwang]

Introducing Victoria’s Jackson’s Secret