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well that was supposed to get reblogged to a different blog

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

I want you to know I was defending kermit the frog's honour to a hater coworker the other day and I was this close to saying I like him!!! he's aloof and desirable!!!

LMAOOOOOO I just ran upstairs to tell my wife she almost got quoted and she said "I'm glad my message is reaching people. They should've said it"

#further quotes: 'aw that brightens my day...............who the fuck hates Kermit the frog'

An art gifting game

im on this now

I call this "Dan VS. if they let me write it"

I'm not going to board an entire episode of a TV show but the rest of it is he goes to meet the pay pig in person at his big creepy castle and Chris is like "oh no Dan's gonna get eaten by a vampire i have to go save him" and follows him to the castle and Elise is like "well my boyfriend is about to go get eaten by a vampire i have to go save him" and the entire time he's trying to keep Dan alive Dan just thinks he's there to try and steal his stupid vampire paypig and completely unnoticed by both of them Elise is doing super spy shit to keep both of them from dying. At the end Dan decides has to be "at least bisexual" because he cut his only pair of jeans into gay little shorts

#i had this idea because my wife said 'we should get a paypig we'd be so good at it'#and i was like 'YOU would be good at it youre a beautiful woman. nobody wants to be a paypig for fucking Dan Vs'

Spiritual opposite of this guy. sir what makes you think im an authority on this

he did end up buying the plates so that's p sick

#sorry for my messy handwriting it's kinda hard to write steady today for some reason #anxiety is trying to convince me there is a tiger hunting me or whatever #I'll be literally fine I just need to make stuff and chill out

TIL you can. change how much items cost if you're straight I guess idk

#my manager was standing behind me just like D:#she tried to get him to leave and he was like NO I NEED HIM TO TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN THANK HIM #and normally I wear a name tag anyway so I was like. uh my name's Jack #and he just went THANK YOU JACK #and left #like. okay! you're welcome???????? bye?????¿????

theraddestcowboy

I did one big productive thing today, so now it’s time for me to allow myself to draw something profoundly stupid

Anyways the video game assigned me a dad and I was like yes thank you very much I’ll be taking that

#I miss him

my brother commissioned me and i finished it today lmao

#hatsune miku #if i need to tag this as any triggers let me know but i have no idea what to tag it as specifically for it to get filtered out effectively

yell0w-jacket

It’s time for my arbitrarily timed commission update! All prices are negotiable, and you’re not limited to asking only for the things listed here. I don’t really do NSFW, but that’s mostly on account of I don’t really practice it. I could in theory but you might regret asking.

(TOS)

on the subject of commissions, I’ve also made a ko-fi in case you wanna support my comics and art without having to spend like 30 bucks!

every little bit helps since I can’t have a job right now and I have to buy a lot of fruit snacks, I don’t get to just take them out of the store for free, but I still need them and it’s a dilemma it’s a problem

throw three dollars at me

#reblogging this to all my main blogs real quick bc a friend's comin into town and i wanna be able to afford to do fun stuff :p

obsessed with how many voice lines starlord has about wanting to get in adam warlock's cocoon. share

#marvel rivals #do you like how i stopped feeling like doing the line art after literally the first panel #this is another thing i drew weeks ago and forgot to post #i post things i draw to my friends discord servers and go 'ok task complete'

slingbees

I've been fiddling with this for like a year now and somehow Wren and Kerrian ended up particularly small 🤏 but dflkjdlkjg I'm really pleased with this overall and I'm glad to say it's finally done

#my boy my boy my boy!!!!

when your band has no idea what genre they want to be and no name and no guitarist but they do have skeletons and a werewolf

#which is really all you need

Finishing the last 8 pages of a comic I never gave a proper ending to and its going great so far

#hee hoo #i actually have been drawing a lot lately #its just all for a dnd campaign and im too lazy to post it

I got free sunglasses from the liquor store today

#ffxiv #the caption is unrelated in case you were somehow concerned enough to ask #I just forgot what I was originally going to caption this with because i finished it four days ago

kerrian's niece is old enough to start causing problems by post-endwalker and I guess her favorite hobbies are grabbing, making noises, and spiders

#ffxiv #i wish i could properly do justice to the experience of seeing a kid get told not to spit on people and just #go sprinkler mode bc she cant figure out how to do things in a certain order yet

surprising literally nobody, my favorite spider in the movie is the guy we literally have in our living room oops

#across the spider-verse #some of his lines were like. yeah okay whoever wrote this #but im very excited to see him more in the next one

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